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Liquid basilisk hunting by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2025
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Shen Qingqiu was extremely coffee dependent in his past life, and nothing has changed. Now inside his new life he found a monster called the Liquid Basilisk, which creates coffee (or something close) by itself. He drags along Shang Qinghua to find it.
Their Husbands follow just to make sure their safe (without them knowing).
They also get the tiny baby version of the liquid basilisk. Cause Shen Qingqiu wants coffee.
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The hampter wants cheese by Simple_Lifeless for Ihaveanunhealthyobsession
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
18 Dec 2024
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Hmmm Shang qinghua is hungry for ... cheese ???
Shang Qinghua as the hampter boy he is begs for cheese from his system.
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Wedding hijinks by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
25 Nov 2024
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Something is off with Shang Qinghua on Mobei-June and his wedding. Turns out he got kidnapped and replaced by a demon?!
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Virtual Kiss by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
14 Nov 2024
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Shang Qinghua is a singer online. Mobei-Jun is his mixer/manager. They hold a stream and get a donation for Mobei-Jun to kiss Shang Qinghua.
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Kris’ never showed up to school after their time in the dark world.
THIS IS A STORY FORM OF A COMIC, THIS STORY IS NOT MINE, THE WRITING IS.
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Illumi prides himself on control and efficiency. His body may have natural limits, but he has long since learned how to override its weaknesses, pushing himself beyond the point of exhaustion. When Hisoka enters the picture, things inevitably become complicated, and Illumi realizes he’ll need more strength than ever to maintain control over both his body and his thoughts.
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An Illumi-centric one-shot with a generous serving of hisoillu.
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31 May 2025
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“who the hell is your dad anyway? are you some princess?”
the doll looks pleased to be asked. “silva zoldyck,” he says, and then, his thin dark brows knit into a frown. “and i’m a boy. i’m not a princess. i’m the zoldyck heir.”
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hisoka and illumi meet while stalking the same prey. the rest is history.
hisoilly week day 3: first meetingSeries
- Part 3 of Hisoillu Week 2021
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night of yearning by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Feb 2021
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Luo Binghe develops a gap in his memory, one that is shaped specifically like Shen Qingqiu.
“Binghe, speak to this master,” Shen Qingqiu says firmly, and Luo Binghe gives him a strange look. Shen Qingqiu can’t place it and he leans forward, intending to get closer to see better. But the hand around his wrist instantly tightens to the point where it hurts, and Shen Qingqiu lets out a squawk of pain.“Binghe—!”
“Why do you keep calling me like that?” Luo Binghe returns, and Shen Qingqiu’s eyes widen at the way the words are devoid of any emotion. It is nothing though, compared to the force of what Luo Binghe says next. “Who are you?”
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Farah @urallmid
Replying to @pjofanso??? The living tgt thing is tru but i bet their straight asf, like doesnt Till like Mizi
99 Retweets 52 Quote Tweets 715 Likes
Mango @ivantillover
Replying to @enchant1xi dont think straight men would want to have sex or make out with a man.
Mizi is legit a lesbian too girl...
62 Retweets 52 Quote Tweets 292 Likes
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Famous streamers Ivan & Till have gotten into a queerbaiting controversy…
Problem? They’re both engaged.
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- Part 3 of Oneshots
Bookmarked by Simple_Lifeless
14 Nov 2024
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The gays and the girls shipping ivantill like the healthy totally normal people they are!!!!
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alexithymia
/e, leksa' THimēal• the inability to recognize or describe one's own emotions.
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Ivan felt his entire mind and body go numb, the burning wounds still ached in his chest, shoulder, and stomach. Everything was painful, Ivan was dead.“He’s awake!”
Or not.
___Ivan survives Round Six and officially joins the rebellion, he then goes on a suicide mission to save Till from the upcoming finale.
(REPOST)
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- Part 2 of in another life, maybe
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13 Nov 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Smut that I actually don’t look away from (Positive)