18 Works by Simple_Lifeless
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Liquid basilisk hunting by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2025
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Shen Qingqiu was extremely coffee dependent in his past life, and nothing has changed. Now inside his new life he found a monster called the Liquid Basilisk, which creates coffee (or something close) by itself. He drags along Shang Qinghua to find it.
Their Husbands follow just to make sure their safe (without them knowing).
They also get the tiny baby version of the liquid basilisk. Cause Shen Qingqiu wants coffee.
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The hampter wants cheese by Simple_Lifeless for Ihaveanunhealthyobsession
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
18 Dec 2024
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Hmmm Shang qinghua is hungry for ... cheese ???
Shang Qinghua as the hampter boy he is begs for cheese from his system.
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Wedding hijinks by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
25 Nov 2024
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Something is off with Shang Qinghua on Mobei-June and his wedding. Turns out he got kidnapped and replaced by a demon?!
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Virtual Kiss by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
14 Nov 2024
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Shang Qinghua is a singer online. Mobei-Jun is his mixer/manager. They hold a stream and get a donation for Mobei-Jun to kiss Shang Qinghua.
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Kris’ never showed up to school after their time in the dark world.
THIS IS A STORY FORM OF A COMIC, THIS STORY IS NOT MINE, THE WRITING IS.
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Pay our respects. by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic)
12 Aug 2024
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Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian pay their respects the Jiang family, they soon talk out their troubles.
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WHAT IS A PIZZA???? by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
08 Aug 2024
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Binghe and Mobei are trying to find out what a pizza is, and why their husbands are talking about in their sleep.
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ephialtes by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
01 Aug 2024
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Xie Lian has a nightmare, and Hua Cheng is there to comfort him
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SOS demon lady transmigration by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
11 Jul 2024
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Dear ‘great master’ airplane,
As an avid fan of yours, what the actual hell?!
Your story is about a world of cultivation where everyone is so arrogant to the point where they always fight with each other to determine who is the strongest, with a main character with so many side chicks that if he were a cannibal he would be in heaven!
So tell me, WHY AM INSIDE OF THE BODY OF ONE OF THE MOST FAN FAVORITE SIDE CHICK OF THE STORY?Sincerely, your ex-fan.
P.s. fix your plot holes
P.p.s. Your book sucks -
Kakokyu! by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
29 May 2024
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As she quickly escaped to the upstairs of the house, she found herself in a room filled with little groups of people. Some were sitting alone, while others were engaged in quiet conversations, holding drinks in their hands. The atmosphere was much quieter than downstairs, with only the muffled sound of music coming through the floor. Feeling overwhelmed, she sought refuge in an empty room. Her breathing became erratic, and her head swam with incomprehensible thoughts. As warmth ran down her face, she futilely wiped away the tears that she hadn't even realized were falling. Dizzy and disoriented, she felt the ache in her arms and legs, and her face stung as if tiny pellets were hitting it.
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Shi Qingxuan gets a panic attack at a party, Ming Yi (He Xuan) there to comfort her and take her home
(Mordern AU)
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What to NOT wear around your husbands in summer by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
28 May 2024
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It’s way too hot during summer at the peaks. So Shen Qinghua and Shang Qinghua decide to plead and beg the system to give them modern summer clothing. Their husbands have never seen such clothing in their life. This was a big mistake.
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Your hair is a mess! by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
07 May 2024
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Luo Binghe never really learned how to take care of his hair because he was one of the only disciples with curly hair. Shen Qingqiu sees this, and takes his knowledge from his past life and takes care of Luo Binghe’s hair
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Under the moon by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic)
06 May 2024
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Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian have a cute moment under the moon with the bunnies.
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Your an idiot, Qinghua. by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
02 May 2024
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Shang Qinghua never knows when his limit is, so doing work outside in 97 degree (36 degrees celsius) weather causes him to get a heat stroke. Now its up to Mobei-Jun to take care of his dumb husband.
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Qi Rong doesn’t know how to do math!! by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2024
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Uh oh! Qi Rong came home from his school and he needed help with his homework, and Xie Lian is the only that is able to help!
Im so sad from reading the series again because i finished it. I’m a Qi Rong apologist lol. This is based in the past.
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FengQing confession by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
17 Apr 2024
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“800 years, and NOW you say this?!?”
Feng Xin and Mu Qing are back to their normal fighting while the heavens watch.
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Stay a while with me. by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
17 Apr 2024
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Luo Binghe got sick, now its Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan’s job to take care of him, but Luo Binghe wont let him go anywhere away from him.
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Hualian shopping + Shi Qingxuan by Simple_Lifeless
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Apr 2024
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(!!!Modern AU!!!)
Hua Cheng and Xie Lian decide to go shopping together, and Shi Qingxuan wanted to come along, ruining their date. But that’s okay, :]