Sir_Girthy_Toast
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Draco makes a group chat to solve a terrible crime- his green apple has been stolen.
However, unsurprisingly, nobody gives a flying fuck.
And so ensues seventeen-year-olds doing what seventeen-year-olds do (intense exam-procrastination and even more intense pining).And, Merlin, do they pine.
(Texting AU)
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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Bookmarked by Sir_Girthy_Toast
20 Jun 2026
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it's nearly one in the morning please forgive me I also don't have a collection for this so consider me cooked anyway
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Captain Potter has kidnapped the son of Lord Malfoy for ransom. Things don't go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Tumblr AU Prompts
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19 Jun 2026
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can't remember x5
yo i actually love pirate fics
they awaken something in me
idk
might give this a reread
yaaarrr matey
don't let me do that againanyways.
drarry my beloved. -
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Summer, 1977. With the full moon approaching, Sirius heads up to the Lupins' countryside cottage to make himself useful. Or to make a complete and utter arse out of himself, because really, that's all he can seem to do around Remus these days.
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19 Jun 2026
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can't remember x10
wolfstar fluff gives me the will to live
honestly
how are they so perfect ?
also poor remus
i bet he's an alphaanyways.
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There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's boarding school, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart.
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Bookmarked by Sir_Girthy_Toast
19 Jun 2026
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omg i remember this one
i freaking love boarding school au's
they're so autumn coded
wait maybe that's just remus
yeah
probablyanyways.
wolfstar my beloved. -
How to Court your Husband by magpie_fngrl for bixgirl1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2018
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Prince Harry must marry Prince Draco, a man he's never even seen before, for the sake of the alliance between their two kingdoms.
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19 Jun 2026
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can't remember x8
oh this is gonna hurt putting in the medfic collection but fiiineee
i love royalty tropes
like yes !!
you do hate each other !!
now fuck like ur declaring waranyways.
drarry my beloved.