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let’s give ‘em something to talk about by butchyaoi for ZeroMonster
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 Feb 2025
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Everyone in the Justice League knows Superman and Batman are married, but then Superman is seen kissing Bruce Wayne. Bruce thinks he's funny. He's not.
(Okay, he kind of is.)
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27 Jul 2025
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BREAKING NEWS: Sasuke Uchiha goes back in time, immediately commits several crimes, and considers therapy for exactly zero seconds.
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- Part 2 of Sasuke Uchiha’s time/space shenanigans
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25 Jul 2025
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It all starts with a pair of chilly feet under Harry Potter’s bum.
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18 Jun 2025
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do u expect me, a gay, to remember everything i write by lazulisong for p0rth0s
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2019
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"It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."
"No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"
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- Part 1 of this is fine
- Part 5 of scum villain
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07 Jun 2025
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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06 Jun 2025