Sir_Sizzle
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“For demon scum, you taste pretty damn delicious.”
Adam growled, and Alastor wished he was anywhere else at all. Never, never could he have imagined he would end up like this from the battle—he’d told Charlie and the others that taking Adam would be no trouble. Alastor had thought that was true, had believed losing to the first man wasn’t even to be considered from its impossibility. How wrong he had been.
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When Alastor fights Adam, bad things happen before he's able to escape. When he's not the only one to see it, suddenly there's a lot more on his hands than licking his wounds and recovering his pride—especially when one of those people is the King of Hell. Even after the battle with heaven, is there any way for him to move on?
In other words, Alastor suffers. Some radioapple and old relationships surface, and nobody is really okay.
(life fr the non-whump bits are the only hope of silly goofy ahh scenes)
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The man who flew too close to the sun and the god that answered by LunerEclipse
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
31 Mar 2024
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A man falls in love with the sun and the sun answers.
(Revamped a little, enjoy!)
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Reincarnation: The Boy With Wax Wings & Apollo’s Anguish by Dear_Icarus
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
21 Jul 2024
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Icarus has died in every life, with his arms reaching for the sun. But not this time. Apollo would not let his reincarnation die at his hands once more.
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Joe shrunk in his seat a little. "Gee, Donny, is that what you meant by 'heat season' by any chance...?" He looked nervous.
"Of course, you absolute nuisance." Donald grabbed Joe by the shoulders. "And you are an Omega if my beautiful mind recalls correctly."
Joe nodded his head. "You're correct Donny. That's some fine memory you have." He smiled. "Gosh, if you'd like can help out with your heat, Donny."
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Donald Trump is in his Heat cycle, and only Joe Biden -his omega- can fix that...
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Crack fic
I'm not American
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If Vox wanted Alastor, Val would give him Alastor. Vox could have him, just until he eventually gets his fill and grows bored, and then Valentino could get back to having all of Vox's attention. Fuck, he needed that attention so bad. Maybe that was just how he was, seeing as he loved when all eyes were on him, but it doesn't matter how many people were watching him: if it wasn't Vox, it would never be enough.
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Hell’s weirdest situationship FT. The Actual Devil and Just Some Sinner by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2026
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Alastor was disrespected by the overlords after his fight with Adam. Katie Killjoy is slandering Lucifer for not getting bitches. Thus, these two silly men enter a transactional relationship.
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Fake dating trope featuring your two favorite hell boys