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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Feb 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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17 Jan 2026
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"What are you doing?"
Tallahassee looks him in the eye. No bullshit cocky grins or badass bravado. "Givin' you your moment. Just let me know if it's too much for ya, baby."
Columbus doesn't know quite when he shifted from "spitfuck" to "baby" but he's not opposed to it.
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27 Dec 2025
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Harry is Minister Riddle’s secret sugar baby. What confuses him is why the Minister hasn’t fucked him yet, despite buying him a whole host of clothes that, if the way Minister Riddle stares at him is anything to go by, make him look extremely fuckable.
Gaunt stepped over the threshold authoritatively, demandingly, like he owned the place. “Might I ask what you are doing here, young man?”
Young man? Was he serious? Gaunt could only be around forty, but he sounded positively geriatric. “Delinquenting,” Harry replied, gesturing expansively at the dummies. “Can’t you tell?”
“‘Delinquenting’ isn’t a word,” Malfoy put in.
Harry blinked at him innocently. “Sorry, I don’t speak sycophant.”
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- Part 3 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 1 of Sugar Daddy Stories
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12 Jul 2025
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Dungeon After Hours with Daddy AI by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandom Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Sep 2025
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The System AI figures out a way to spend some quality time with his favorite crawler <3 Carl is less than thrilled
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02 Apr 2025
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Dipper Pines has been after this criminal for six months now, and he still hasn't seen him. Not even once.
After the latest arson, he finds a strange artifact with a charming, annoying demon on the other end. Bill's an interesting guy, if a totally immoral one, and happy to talk with a mortal who's not that annoying little jerk who keeps getting in his way.
Surely this will be a perfectly normal relationship with no startling coincidences.
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10 Nov 2024