Skornheim
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- Marvel (9)
- Thor (Marvel Comics) (5)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (2)
- Loki (Marvel Comics) (2)
- Thor (Movies) (2)
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He was going to kill Loki. Okay, fine, correction: Thor was going to kill Loki. As soon as he had a chance, he was going to turn into Thor and Loki was going to get the beating of his immortal life. But in the meantime, Donald Blake was going to watch this happen and do nothing to stop it and stew in his anger. Among other emotions.
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“You are cruel, my lord.” Her voice sounded embarrassingly small and girlish to her own ears.
“Not for nothing am I known as the god of evil,” he said matter-of-factly.
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they say you can catch it (but sometimes you're born with it) by Skornheim
Fandoms: Loki: Agent of Asgard, Thor (Comics), Marvel
09 Sep 2020
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“You’re my uncle, you know,” she said pointedly, trying to keep her voice steady, hoping he would regard himself as such despite their lack of shared blood.
He laughed. “You got fucked by a horse. Don’t pretend to be picky.”
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“I must thank thee for all that thou hath done for me, though I am afraid I have nothing to offer thee in payment for thy generosity,” Thor said cautiously.
“I’m sure we can work something out.”
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shut up and put your money where your mouth is by Skornheim
Fandoms: Thor (Comics), Loki: Agent of Asgard, Marvel
01 Feb 2020
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Loki would be lying if he said he hadn’t ever fantasized about this, and he was currently incapable of lying.
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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19 Sep 2023
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drowned in living waters by deadgreeks
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Aug 2019
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Aziraphale has affections and literary opinions which run counter to the will of Heaven. Crowley is mostly just jealous.
Bookmarked by Skornheim
16 Sep 2023
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Ravish Me by spunknbite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Aug 2019
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He would Fall if he succumbed to this. Demonic temptation or not, Aziraphale was certain this would end him. He couldn’t consent to such an act, couldn’t willingly hand himself over to be despoiled by a fiend.
Ah, there’s the loophole.
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16 Sep 2023
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all i need, darling, is a life in your shape by deadgreeks
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jun 2019
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After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.
However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.
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Bookmarked by Skornheim
15 Sep 2023
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A fic in the grand tradition where all the Avengers live in the tower and Loki is a perpetual villain who sneaks into Thor’s bedroom for sexytiems. With angst and fisting.
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Bookmarked by Skornheim
08 Feb 2023