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How Do You Hold a Moonbeam in Your Hand? by SlushieYuhh
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Nov 2025
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Octavia always knew she was destined for greater things, even before she had died and awakened in this strange Rome that she does not recognize. She had tried being a wife and mother once…
Never again. Apparently that life was not meant for someone of the likes of her. No, the place where she belongs is here, in the army, serving her beloved country just like any good and upstanding Roman citizen. So she may have to skirt around the fact that she may or may not be a man, but this is only a small stepping stone in the large and glorious staircase that leads up to her true destiny. She endures it, adamant on living this second life of hers HER way, the way SHE wants it to be. So far, it’s going pretty well for her, if she does say so herself.
That is… until she meets a certain blonde-haired cowgirl. Then everything she once thought to be true instantly crumbles down all around her, leaving her stranded and feeling just as lost as before.
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No Gods or Kings, Only Man by SlushieYuhh
Fandoms: Animaniacs, BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games)
06 Aug 2025
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When Jack crash landed in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, the last thing he thought he was going to find was a secret underwater city, filled to the brim with madness and horror beyond his comprehension. Now he's stuck here, having to keep his wits about him if he wants to survive long enough to find a way back to the surface and back home, trying to keep not only himself out of trouble, but also this strange little dog-toon boy who demands his help. How in the world is he going to find the two lost Warner siblings in a city such as Rapture, all the while keeping not only him, but his small companion alive?
When Jack boarded that plane, he didn't remember signing up to be a babysitter.
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Dot Warner is the only girl in her family, and that's the way it's been for the past 90 or so years. During those 90 years, the thought, "What would it be like to have sisters" has crossed her mind once or twice, but that's all it's ever been: just a thought.
...until now that is.
One night, Dot makes a harmless wish where she wishes she had sisters instead of brothers. When that harmless wish comes true, it's basically a dream come true for her. Little does she know that this "dream come true" will eventually turn out to be her biggest nightmare.
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Maybe in Another Universe, We Would'a Been Friends a Lot Sooner by SlushieYuhh
Fandom: Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Nov 2025
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Everybody knows the story of how Jedediah and Octavius were enemies who turned to friends... but what if things played out differently? What if a statue of a Roman deity was positioned a little too far to the right, or a night on the barren frontier was just a bit too chilly than what it was supposed to be? What if, by consequence, history was changed? A museum based on history would certainly be affected, undoubtedly.
But how badly do you think the WORLD would be affected if two little miniature men had never been born as men?
Despite what you might think, not much would change, as it would seem. Rome is still born and then dies, and western America is still charted and mapped and explored, and the world moves on. But consider just for a second how certain things would change, at least for Octavius and Jedediah themselves. You can't really have a female Roman general, and for Jedediah... well, who knows what would happen there. Perhaps with a different starting point, our two miniatures will manage to find common ground a lot quicker than their male counterparts did.
...Or they'll still wind up tearing each other's hair out. Again, who knows.
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Octavius is a general. He became a general for the glory of Rome, unfortunately that is hard to do when his Rome is constrained to a magical diorama and its miniature inhabitants. And even harder when the irritating blonde cowboy next door hates him.
Both the senate and Jedediah's unionised workers agree that despite their differences it is in their best interest to join forces to unite the miniatures hall, leaving their leaders to have to bottle their mutual hatred for the good of their people.
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23 Nov 2025
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Really good characterization and pacing. They’re so funny in this.
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Octavius's reaction upon encountering Jedediah for the first time is something he will not acknowledge for over a quarter of a century.
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- Part 1 of Lightning in a Bottle
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29 May 2025
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I’m Not a Man, You See, I Just Repeat by CloisterBlack
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
14 Oct 2025
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“Yeah, well,” he looks at an old clock behind Wireface. It’s getting late, and he’d like to sleep before he has to guard the door at night. “You’re free to stay here, if you want. Or not. You don’t know what I’m saying, anyways.”
Wireface nods as if he has any fucking clue what’s going on. It’s cute, in a funny way. “Okay. I’m leaving.” He shortly waves, forcing his gaze off the man and feeling like his feet are made up of ten tons of concrete as he opens the door to go.
“Bahbye!” he hears behind him.
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02 Oct 2025
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Though the Tablet and Ahkmenrah returned to the Museum of Natural History nearly a year ago, Larry knows that his time as night guard is over. He now spends his time working as a fifth grade teacher. But when he hears on the news that the sand in Egypt is turning black, he decides it's time to ask Ahkmenrah if he knows anything about it. Now, Larry, his old museum friends and Ahkmenrah's family have to head to Egypt before an ancient enemy can rise again.
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01 Oct 2025
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On Every Horizon by flowerdeluce for novembersmith
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
01 Sep 2021
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After discovering how lucrative ‘publicity stunts’ are for the museum, McPhee organises a series of art exhibitions in the museum’s gallery. The installations are refreshed weekly, leaving Jed and Octavius only brief windows of time to explore each one.
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18 Aug 2025