SmashBashAsh
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New Orleans, 1930’s
Alastor finds his world corrupted as he discovers a young, injured Charlie during one of his nightly hunts, her memory shattered and gone. Instead of following his instinct and ridding himself of the loose end, he makes the impulsive decision to take her home with him.
What starts out as an initial curiosity he intends to examine and discard, slowly twists into something far more difficult to walk away from.
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21 Dec 2025
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Garrus and Shepard fake date. What more description do you want?
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- Part 13 of Shakarian - A Descent into Madness
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10 Dec 2025
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Just Keep Feelings Out of It by FireBreathingRubberDuckie
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2025
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After meeting in a bar and having a one night stand, Alastor and Charlie find two of their closest friends are dating. Leading to them deciding that while neither currently wants a relationship, they did both enjoy the sex. And sometimes it’s handy to just have someone you can be around without worrying about feelings.
Until feelings get involved. And then it’s anyone’s game.
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07 Dec 2025
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“Cut the act, Alastor.” Charlie gritted her teeth. “Why are you really here?”
He smiled again, but this time, hid his teeth behind a quiet curve of the mouth.
“I told you,” he crooned softly for a moment before ratcheting the energy back up to a ten. “Sheer, absolute, boredom! I have been watching you struggle to assist these undeserving gutter scum all morning! What inspiring and hilarious foolishness! My dear, you’re my new favourite show.”
And then, as if the tension had never spiked, he clapped his hands together and beamed. “Now, shall we find someone else to traumatize with our presence?”-----------------------------------
Seven years before the hotel ever opens, Alastor is pulled off the air… and assigned to watch over Charlie.
In the brutal wake of the first extermination, with her family absent, a lonely Charlie finds herself dogged by the Radio Demon—who seems to have chosen her as his latest source of amusement.
It’s not that Charlie wants to talk to Alastor.
It’s just that he keeps showing up.
And she’s starting to run out of reasons not to talk back.Bookmarked by SmashBashAsh
03 Dec 2025
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Charlie Morningstar wants nothing to do with her parents’ matchmaking schemes, or the power-hungry suitors they’ve picked out for her. Caught in the middle of a political tug-of-war between the Sins and the Ars Goetia, she comes up with the perfect plan: fake an engagement with the infamous Radio Demon instead. Alastor is dashing, dangerous, and just unhinged enough to say yes… for a price. Now the two have to survive the Suitor Selection, an elaborate series of challenges designed to win the favor of Hell’s most elite, all while pretending to be hopelessly in love. The problem? The pretending part is getting harder to fake every day.
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02 Dec 2025