Snarkcasm
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You're Alright--I Guess by Snarkcasm for Emono
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF
03 Aug 2014
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Just a little fanart for this cool-as-dicks fic I'm a teensy bit obsessed with.
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We Only Know What We See by Snarkcasm for greenteatrashbaby
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
23 Aug 2012
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They say that in the heat of battle everything slows down. Other fighters described it as if serenely moving through water; his own master likened it to slow-motion.
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When Stede put out the advertisement for a man, it was very late at night and he was very, very drunk.
Seeking: intimidating man to conduct himself poorly at an elite dinner party this Christmas. Tattoos, piercings a plus. Must be comfortable speaking out of turn and using the wrong cutlery for at least one course. Rate of pay negotiable – role involves engaging with somewhat difficult personages and you will be compensated accordingly. Note that you will be posing as another man’s romantic partner; homophobes need not apply.
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Frustrated by his rich, bigoted family, Stede Bonnet advertises for a man to be his fake date when he faces them at Christmas. Tattooed biker Edward Teach responds. But somewhere between planning amazing pranks and teaching Ed about society, Stede begins to fall for him. Could Ed ever feel the same?- Language:
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12 Oct 2023
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The Kraken ate Edward Teach, and Stede Bonnet is determined to save him.
Unfortunately, Stede's not very good at saving himself.
(or, the one where ed has breakup tentacles, stede has no self-preservation instincts, & they're both a mess!)
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- Part 1 of Kraken!Ed AU
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08 Apr 2022
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Everything’s different with Stede. He can see everything, every part of Ed that Ed hasn’t shown anyone before.
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02 Apr 2022
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Is Blackbeard Not Better Than Mary Bonnet? by Caseys_Crying
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Mar 2022
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What happens when a pirate scorned catches news that the man who abandoned him, returned home to his nearly widowed wife instead of fulfilling their promise to one another? Or, maybe worser, what happens when that same pirate finds out that the man he regrettably loved, died saving that woman from a wild jungle cat?
That pirate finds that woman and means to take his revenge on her himself. But, while he's there, he might as well find out what was so special about Mary Bonnet anyhow, right?Series
- Part 1 of Our Family
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28 Mar 2022
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leather and silk (black and blue) by zenith (DallonR) for cryptidkieren
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 May 2022
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Stede and Ed have a night to themselves with no interruptions. They have some therapeutic sex and conversation. Ed Does That Thing With His Eyes™. Stede recycles. I weave together approximately all of my canon-compliant interests into a fic that is much longer than i thought it would be. Heed the tags if you need warnings and/or bait.
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- English
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27 Mar 2022