12 Bookmarks by Snarkcasm
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When Stede put out the advertisement for a man, it was very late at night and he was very, very drunk.
Seeking: intimidating man to conduct himself poorly at an elite dinner party this Christmas. Tattoos, piercings a plus. Must be comfortable speaking out of turn and using the wrong cutlery for at least one course. Rate of pay negotiable – role involves engaging with somewhat difficult personages and you will be compensated accordingly. Note that you will be posing as another man’s romantic partner; homophobes need not apply.
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Frustrated by his rich, bigoted family, Stede Bonnet advertises for a man to be his fake date when he faces them at Christmas. Tattooed biker Edward Teach responds. But somewhere between planning amazing pranks and teaching Ed about society, Stede begins to fall for him. Could Ed ever feel the same?- Language:
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12 Oct 2023
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The Kraken ate Edward Teach, and Stede Bonnet is determined to save him.
Unfortunately, Stede's not very good at saving himself.
(or, the one where ed has breakup tentacles, stede has no self-preservation instincts, & they're both a mess!)
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- Part 1 of Kraken!Ed AU
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08 Apr 2022
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Everything’s different with Stede. He can see everything, every part of Ed that Ed hasn’t shown anyone before.
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02 Apr 2022
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Is Blackbeard Not Better Than Mary Bonnet? by Caseys_Crying
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Mar 2022
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What happens when a pirate scorned catches news that the man who abandoned him, returned home to his nearly widowed wife instead of fulfilling their promise to one another? Or, maybe worser, what happens when that same pirate finds out that the man he regrettably loved, died saving that woman from a wild jungle cat?
That pirate finds that woman and means to take his revenge on her himself. But, while he's there, he might as well find out what was so special about Mary Bonnet anyhow, right?Series
- Part 1 of Our Family
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28 Mar 2022
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leather and silk (black and blue) by zenith (DallonR) for cryptidkieren
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 May 2022
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Stede and Ed have a night to themselves with no interruptions. They have some therapeutic sex and conversation. Ed Does That Thing With His Eyes™. Stede recycles. I weave together approximately all of my canon-compliant interests into a fic that is much longer than i thought it would be. Heed the tags if you need warnings and/or bait.
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- 3/?
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27 Mar 2022
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The guilt and embarrassment were eating Reggie alive. Who gets addicted to spying on their friends fucking around? He was sure that therapist he stopped seeing in the eighth grade—too expensive, his dad decided, and, unnecessary, his mom agreed—would have him committed.
Reggie got fixated on things a lot. The color red. His bass. Barney the Dinosaur—it wasn’t just for kids, okay? But his fixations always ended or mellowed down into a favoritism that passed as normal. This was not fading, and it was never going to be normal.
He was starting to realize just how damaged he was.
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OR: Reggie can’t stop watching Luke and Alex.
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- English
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- 4/4
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03 Oct 2021
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Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.
Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.
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13 Sep 2021
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Stiffen the Sinews (Summon Up the Blood) by Whisky (whiskyrunner)
Fandoms: Dark Knight Rises (2012)
28 Feb 2013
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There are only men in the pit, and John's not strong enough to protect himself forever. But Bane is strong enough for both of them.
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- Part 1 of Stiffen the Sinews
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- 3/3
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05 Sep 2021
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Everyone's Favorite Pilot by MercilessObsessions
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
30 Jul 2019
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“Finn,” Poe says. Not buddy, not pal, not kiddo. He calls him by his name. “I’m so sorry, Finn.”
Finn shakes his head and turns around. Poe reaches for him but Finn jerks away. His heart is swollen and heavy inside his chest.
“Leave me alone,” he says, and then he’s gone.
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Or alternatively: Finn deals with feelings and Poe can't keep it in his pants.
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17 Jan 2020
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"It's a waste," says his sister. "Why let things run without—oh, never mind, we will have a serious conversation about this later. Tell me about your cygnet."
"What's to tell? He's no cygnet, he's a giraffe, a giraffe! Just awful."
Kurama holds up a finger. "Not entirely. Hiei's besotted with this man. Apparently he's quite flexible."
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22 Oct 2019
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With the expansion of Batiatus' estate and gladiatorial prestige, a new ludus slave is brought in to assist Pietros and Oenomaus.
Nasir was once an honored body slave and must now cope with his fall from favor. It is hard when he does not know who to trust in his new environment.
Agron wants to stay in relative safety and obscurity with his brother, outside of any feuds within the ludus. But when Spartacus asks of him an honest favor, he feels he cannot refuse.
And so an unlikely alliance forms...
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- 20/20
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15 Apr 2019
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I'd Like It Better If I Could Win At It by Emono
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF
15 Sep 2016
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Love isn't a battle, it's a process, and that's something everyone has to learn the hard way. Geoff, Michael, and Gavin learn that you shouldn't fight against your heart because it wants what it wants. Ryan drags his courtship out for an embarrassing amount of time because he's a gentlemen, before and after Ray presents as an Omega (his Omega), and Ray finds ways to make Ryan comfortable enough to (maybe) become mates. Jack and Lindsay are there for them all. Dan struggles to find his place in all of this, and after a few rough patches he finds a comfortable spot that makes everyone happy.
And through all of this, Burnie is suffering through a drastic hormone change. Will he push away and isolate all of his loving friends? Or will he figure out he needs help before he loses everyone forever? Is Joel's unconditional love enough to reign in age-old Alpha breeding instincts?
(Looking for a kink and smut fix? Look no further!)
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- English
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03 Aug 2014