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    Ten years after the trials Hermione Granger is tired of being the Golden Girl everyone expects to be grateful and quiet. Lucius Malfoy is tired of empty rooms and carefully managed penance.

    They’ve already done the unthinkable part: fallen in love, moved her into their bed, built a life where she is his right hand in public and his weakness in private.
    The world doesn’t know what to do with a Muggleborn witch at the centre of Slytherin high society—or with a Lucius Malfoy who doesn’t bother pretending he wants anything less than all of her.

    When old grudges, bitter exes and pure-blood expectations collide with their very unapologetic happiness, Hermione and Lucius decide on one rule: if they’re going to be watched, they might as well give everyone a show.

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    Everything Hermione knows about the war, herself, and the wizarding world is a lie. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, and Dumbledore is not a leader of justice and light. With Snape as her mentor and a father she never expected, Hermione will ensure Harry's survival and kick it to the ministry.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Feeling betrayed by those she trusted most, Hermione suggests a dangerous game of hide-and-go-seek. She will discover more was hidden from her than she ever thought.

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    18 Jan 2025

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    Lucius Malfoy has died, and Draco has inherited the Malfoy estate. For the next six months it is under Ministry review.

    Draco Malfoy's problems now include: (i) a vast network of assets he cannot name, let alone manage properly; (ii) a one-night stand who won't go away; (iii) a different one-night stand he's wanted to find for years; and (iv) his mother's insistence that he start courting, preferably before Pansy Parkinson does.

    Meanwhile, Hermione heads out on a field assignment where she makes an unexpected friend. Upon her return she’s given a new assignment from the Ministry that should be a curse-breaker's dream: find Lucius Malfoy's dark objects and decommission them.

    If only the Manor would be more cooperative.

     

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    15 Nov 2024

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    Ghosts weren’t meant to be dangerous, they’d said. Ghosts were kind, friendly creatures who taught you History of Magic or celebrated their Death Day in the Great Hall to much cheering and applause. Ghosts gave you important hints. No witch or wizard ever told their child scary ghost stories, because the idea was less threatening than the idea of doxies in the curtains. The things that people had done to other people in the last decade far outweighed any heightened sense that there might be something more than met the eye. Ghosts were harmless. Benevolent. Typically quite cheerful.

    Unfortunately, they had gotten it wrong.

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