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    Fanfic, my retelling of the story of Mass Effect for as long as I can stay inspired - please come to the middle bit of England and physically attack me if I don’t at least finish Mass Effect 1. Shepard is a traumatised, polyamorous asexual/demisexual, Kaiden is a traumatised, hopeless romantic, and Ashley isn’t into girls, but, uh…

    Alternatively: I hate harem fics with a passion, so I wrote an asexual protagonist, and relationship anarchy in space.

    I'm hoping to avoid getting bogged down in retelling the minutiae of the game's story, since everyone knows it - if I cover a major plot point it will be because it's character-relevant, or because I had a fun idea for it.

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    Chell left the facility over a year ago now. GLaDOS continued to run it as usual unitl a strange, difigured creature began snooping around the wheat field Chell escaped into all that time ago. With nothing better to do, and in need of new science, GLaDOS takes it in and comes to a horrible realization

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Crying emoji. Hurts me deeply. Just finished Portal 2.

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    Every Alliance Naval Academy cadet has to apply for summer postings between academic years. The short tours give cadets valuable experience and the chance to see what the Alliance does around the galaxy. Cadet Jane Shepard thought the turian officer training exchange program sounded like a good opportunity for something different, but she had no idea what she was signing up for.

    AU in which Shepard and Garrus meet long before the events of ME1.

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    22 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Delicious Shakarian.

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Alliance News Network @ANN
    Commander Emilia Shepard charged with treason, murder, genocide ann.ws.sa/1nr84xv

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Just really well edited and put together! Goes into Shepard's character in a very interesting way. Plus, the tags are accurate - I have no idea how to make text look like it looks in this fic, and it adds a lot to the presentation.