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    A 3+1 where Harry starts to receive bouquets; he's being Courted by a mystery person. He doesn't entirely trust it, but he's willing to look into Pureblood Courting customs and flower language, to try and figure out who this person is, to continue the Courtship.

    It pays off. Harry and Theo fall in love, look after each other, build a home together; Harry could not be happier.

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    Dear Harry,
    I am sending these flowers in hope of your consideration. I am sending them in pure selfishness, in the hope of your kind reception, and with the awareness that this is an independent venture on my part, one for which I am fully willing to accept any future repercussions, but also any future wonders.
    Best wishes,
    T.

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    "You Gryffindors are so forward," Theo murmurs, but he's already settling his hand atop Harry's, fingertips resting just against his pulsepoint. It's a delicate touch, barely there. It's like he doesn't want to hurt Harry, or push him away. Like Harry is something fragile, maybe. Or, no, he doesn't think that's it; something to be treasured, maybe?

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Lovely fic, read again if possible

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    “Ugh,” Harry’s stomach grumbled, “Do you serve food?”

    Her expression turned immediately apologetic, “We do, but unfortunately reservations are required,”

    “Potter? Is that you?” Harry turned to look over his shoulder and froze.

    Approaching him, a polite frown on his brow, was Draco Malfoy.

    He’d always stood a few inches taller than Harry, but he suddenly seemed exceptionally tall and regal in his baby pink, velvet suit jacket, his smart black trousers and his crisp white shirt and matching white bow tie. His hair, though cut short at the sides and around the back, was longer and coifed back stylishly at the top. Did he… did he find Malfoy attractive?

    Oh. Oh, Merlin no.

    Harry would never have believed the difference that just one long weekend could make.

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    AU. Nineteen year old Peter Parker has worked for SHIELD ever since he had a run-in with Nick Fury over alien technology a couple of years ago.

    When Tony Stark and Happy Hogan are injured in an attack that uses unfamiliar alien tech, Peter is assigned by Fury as their bodyguard and informant. He has one rule he tells himself on missions. Or, well, one rule with three sub-sections: get in and out, stay alert, and do not get attached. (That last sub-section holds more weight than the others — by about forty percent, give or take.)

    Morgan Stark — and, apparently, the rest of the Avengers, along with people he's tried to leave behind — are making the last part of that rule very difficult for him. Oh, and it turns out that Tony Stark isn't as big of an asshole as everyone makes him out to be. Who knew?

     

    Runner-up in “2024/2025 Favorite” Irondad Creator Awards 2025 :) thank you to anyone who voted!

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    08 Sep 2025

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    Peter becomes a SHIELD Agent after killing Ben's killer, he is assigned to protect Tony, and from then on, things get better.

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    When Peter's Teacher announces that his Graduating Class's Senior Trip is going to be to Stark Industries, the place where Peter has an internship, and where he spends so much of his free time, he is... less than enthused. No one believes his Internship is real and frankly, he just doesn't want to deal with it, but between May and Mr. Stark, he doesn't really think he's going to get much of a choice.
    He's going to have to go
    At least Ned is excited about it.
    And hey, he has a month till the actual day, maybe he'll fall into a pit or get carried away by a stork-themed villain or fall into a Coma or something before the dreaded Field Trip

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    Homecoming AU.

    Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

    So he leaves.

    Simple.

    Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

    And that’s when things get complicated.

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