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  1. Rec 1

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    06 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GYATTTTT 👅👅👅👅

  2. Rec 4

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    He just can't seem to contain himself around Mordin.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    👅👅👅

  3. Rec 27

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    After losing your remote, corporate work-from-home job in the most anticlimactic way possible, you find yourself in an unexpected limbo. Bored, unmoored, and a little defeated. But things take a bizarre turn when a cryptic online stranger sends you a pair of “Dateviators”: high-tech glasses that overlay your drab house with a surreal, neon-drenched, more interactive world.
    When you put them on, you discover your everyday objects aren’t just objects anymore. They talk... and they feel.
    Among the oddball personalities you meet, Jerry, your junk drawer; the physical embodiment of clutter. At first, he seems messy, chaotic, even embarrassing to be around. But as you get to know him, you see a different side. He’s sentimental, passionate, and fiercely loyal.
    In getting closer to Jerry, you begin to take him in, from listening to his surprisingly moving philosophies about the hidden worth of junk to the excitement he has to be included. You realize that yes, Jerry’s awkward and messy, but also endlessly sweet. He’s never had someone truly see him for what he is, until you come along to show him how much he means to you.

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    01 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    CUTIESSSS

  4. Rec 18

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    Fizzling out in your senses -- like carbonation in all your nerve endings -- his presence pulls you around. Your head turns and your body, like a lost lamb, follows. You... you don’t know what you’d been expecting, but Daemon is both more and less human than he had been before.

    AKA: you realize Daemon, and you fuck him. Not much else to say.

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    25 Jul 2025

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    PEAKKKK

  5. Rec 13

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    You didn't know before that your junk drawer boyfriend was a dogboy, but the signs are all too clear looking back.
    (A 5+1 on why Jerry is a dogboy!)

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    25 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    PETPLAY PUP JERRY LETS FUCKJGN GOOOO