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John and Rodney enter what John thinks is a mutually beneficial arrangement, until Rodney goes ahead and messes it all up with a misunderstanding.
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The Witcher Warlord's favourite lady of the night is a bard by Hilimi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Mar 2025
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Yes, Jaskier knew about the rumours of a new Warlord in the Northern Kingdoms – he would have to be living in a cavern not to know about it. Standing between Nilfgaard and the Lion Cub of Cintra was a Witcher whose adopted child was the last heiress of Cintra. He was not particularly worried about it though, after all he was far from being involved in any of this from Oxenfurt.
His only interactions with Witchers consisted in sleeping with one particular Witcher for money, and Geralt was smarter than to get drawn into that particular kind of problem.
(It will turn out that Geralt did not get drawn into trouble but initiated it [Of course he did], that Jaskier is now up to his neck in it and would not be left alone [Hello fucking Rience] and that his family still did not give a damn about his wishes or even his physical condition as long as he could serve their interests [a disinherited Lettenhove, even with injured hands, could still be useful as a concubine to a man who had already been seeking his services for years]).
As Geralt would say so eloquently: Fuck.
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- Part 13 of The Witcher's fandom
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The Good and Just by immortal_katharina99
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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Following the Cats' betrayal at the Witcher Tournament, the witcher schools, realizing that King Radowit II's plot was just the tip of the spear, unite to create a Witcher Nation. All the schools except the Cats, that is. The Cats, having participated in the massacre of another school, are exiled and banned from this new nation.
The witchers isolate themselves in the northern kingdom of Kaedwen, leaving the Cat witchers and humanity to each other for almost a century. Then a bard steals the King of Renedia's pet and smuggles it into Kaedwen.
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29 Oct 2025
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Beloved. Chosen. Soulmates. by Ramabear (RyMagnatar)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 May 2024
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At eight years old, the strange splotch of color on Harry's arm transforms into a skull with a snake curled around it. That alone would be odd enough to make Harry a strange, freakish boy.
But then the snake begins to speak.
Following his soul mark's guidance, Harry abandons the world he grew up in for the new, fantastic world of magic. He imagines a future with his soulmate, one filled with wonderous magic, food and clothing aplenty, and, most importantly, a large, loving family.
He just needs to find his soulmate and have him get with the program. It can't be that hard, can it?
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14 Aug 2025
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28/? It hasn't been updated in a year and I still sent it to my wife to read! Not a take iv ever seen before quite cool.
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The Noble and Most Ancient House of Weasley by boomvroomshroom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2025
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"Money is for people who can't do their own spells," Ron said, because it was true, wasn't it? How could you possibly need for anything, when you had the universe at your fingertips? Why would you ever pay for anything, when you could just magick it into existence yourself?
It was as Mum and Dad had taught him since he was old enough to understand what they were saying: There was no rich or poor, just magic, and those too incompetent to use it. The Malfoys came with the Normans, and the Blacks with the Anglo-Saxons, but the Weasley clan remained the oldest on the Isle of Britain and would remain so long after the others had turned to dust.
(In which the Weasleys practice more forgotten dark magics than the rest of the old pureblood families combined, and somehow get away with it.)
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08 Aug 2025
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2/?
Fuck this is such a cool concept/world building exercise! Reread at some point just for funnzies, but also it will be cool to see what happens as/if the fic continues.