SoulsMadeOfFlames
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Mostly Sweat and Regret by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2025
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Hermione and Harry go to Greece to get over their respective Weasley breakups. It rains the whole time. They get drunk, have the best sex of their lives, agree never to talk about it, and go back to being friends.
Six weeks later, Hermione throws up in a Ministry hallway and realizes her mocha creamer expired over a month ago.
This is not how she planned to tell him.
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Hermione Granger is not in love with her husbands.
She marries them anyway—by law, by magic, by political compromise—then moves into the guest cottage they build her on the Dorset coast. It has built-in bookshelves, custom tile work, and a faint smell of sea salt and lavender. She works late, eats dinner with them sometimes, and goes to bed alone.
They are not in love. But they are trying.
Point is, they’re all still figuring it out.
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Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
Nothing about this is graceful.
They're both doing it anyway.Expect:
-missed signals
-disaster courtship rituals
-deeply amused Slytherins
-Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
-a tea towel that counts as an act of war
-"this is fine" energy
-Hermione Granger, missing every signal
-Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
-nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely gracefulChallenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
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Patience, elegance
Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn- Language:
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“Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”
“What? No!"
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Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.
Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.
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- Part 1 of A Study in Devotion
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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