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“It seems like there was a system error and the procedure that was done to you was not the one of an egg removal but the one of an embryo transfer. You are currently pregnant” Serious-looking man #1 said.
Agatha smiled. With her teeth all out. She looked around. Because for sure there was some hidden camera somewhere. This Had to be some sort of prank.
“What are you talking about.” She felt like she had just escaped a mental ward hospitalization place. Was this how lab rats felt? She should go vegan in solidarity with The Rats.
“You’re currently pregnant with my child.” The hot woman who looks vaguely familiar said.
Agatha looked at her and, well, Agatha, she started laughing.
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Agatha goes to donate her eggs at an ob-gyn clinic to pay for her student loans for her bachelor in Musical Theatre, but accidentally gets famous musical composer Rio Vidal's fertilized egg transferred into her uterus.
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"Hellooooo open up pretty thing i can see youuu" the person yells as they bang on the crystal windows of her shop.
What was their issue?
"Can you not see that we’re closed?" Agatha says without turning to face the fucker.
"Oh I’m actively choosing to ignore that sign" The person replies and–Fuck.
They recognize that voice.
This was their circus.
Agatha turns and – yup. They lock eyes with Rio.
That is their monkey.
"Oh brother" Agatha deadpans.
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Agatha is a tattoo artist and their ex comes to get a tattoo from them and Rio get jealous.
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“I read that dentists can tell if someone sucks dick by the state of the roof of the mouth. Can you tell?” Rio asks very nonchalantly.
The way Rio is behaving would be similar to how Agatha imagines a human cat in her first heat would behave. And it's driving Agatha insane.
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Agatha is a dentist and her one night stand from the weekend shows up on Monday, at her work, to get a professional dental clean from her.
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Who this episode is for:
-People who use Rock, Paper, Scissors to settle arguments
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Ancient (and chronically unemployed) vampires Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal have been strictly best friends for 600 years.
That is, until Agatha bites her.
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- Part 1 of Put Your Fangs In Me
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05 Feb 2025
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diosmio papa dios ayudame porfavor diosssssssssss holaaaa plsssss mierda. AAAAAAAAAA. dos maldita ñames. ay dios foking mio. pokas
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GKYNI Agathario are inexplicably transported to an alternate universe, a universe where Agatha is a stripper and Rio is a software developer. With no other plausible solution; the Agathas fuck.
IT'S AGATHACEST PERVS
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01 Nov 2025
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la mejor orgia que yo he leido en mi vida copmleta
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“Fate etched your demise in the fabric of eternity itself,” Rio says, sweeping her arms open; spiders skitter from the dark creases of her cloak. “It was written eons before your birth. Now – the time has come to – ”
“The end is nigh, sinner!” says a familiar voice behind her. “It is I, Lady Death! Ooga booga!”
If Rio had eyes right now, they’d be twitching. Slowly, she turns to take in the unwelcome (if increasingly-frequent) sight: Agatha, holding a Ghostface Halloween mask over her ghostly face. Draped over her head in a paltry imitation of Rio’s cloak is a sequined black shawl – Billy’s, Rio guesses. She knows that the kid’s been trying his hand at drag recently.
“Oh, this is so embarrassing,” Agatha says, flicking a finger in Rio’s direction. “One of us is gonna have to change.”
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Just when a ghostly Agatha decides she's ready to give into Rio's centuries-long pursuit, Rio swears that she's finally done with the pursuing.
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- Part 1 of post-canon ghoulniverse
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i let my head spin (take all the weight off my shoulders) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
06 Sep 2025
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"I want this," She says, plainly, "And it's fine if you don't. I understand. But if you're only holding back because you think I'll regret it in the morning…" She trails off, racks her brain for something to soothe Rio's overworking brain with, "Rio, I'm green."
It takes a minute for Rio to answer—brain quite obviously cracking and sparking, but then, "You want this." They say in a way that sounds more like a realization sinking in than a question.
And so Agatha, just to make Rio laugh, tilts her head so she's not speaking into the mattress, "What's a little bondage between friends?"
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Rio's never tied anyone up before. For some reason, as their best friend, this means Agatha has to get involved.
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the bondage fic
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- Part 1 of honey, this might be the place
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“So, if I’m such a lost cause, why the hell are you here?”
“Because I’m good at my job and I love a challenge.”
“A congressional race is not the same as a presidential.”
“I’ve managed races for congressmen, senators, governors.” She listed off breezily. “I’m interested in the big score.”
“You wanna swing your dick around and show off?” Agatha scoffed.
“Like you don’t.”
Agatha leaned in now too, challenging her. “The difference is, I don’t need to wave mine around for everybody to know how big it is.”
“Agatha,” She said, which was disrespectful given they’d only just met. “Let me run this campaign. I can make you someone America will want to vote for.”
She finally pulled away, chuckling and sitting back down. “I don’t need you for that.”
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VP Agatha has three months to run for president and begrudgingly makes Rio her campaign manager.
AKA The Veep/Scandal/West Wing AU that twitter told me to writeSeries
- Part 1 of Moves