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GKYNI Agathario are inexplicably transported to an alternate universe, a universe where Agatha is a stripper and Rio is a software developer. With no other plausible solution; the Agathas fuck.
IT'S AGATHACEST PERVS
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Bookmarked by SpadeX
01 Nov 2025
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la mejor orgia que yo he leido en mi vida copmleta
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“Fate etched your demise in the fabric of eternity itself,” Rio says, sweeping her arms open; spiders skitter from the dark creases of her cloak. “It was written eons before your birth. Now – the time has come to – ”
“The end is nigh, sinner!” says a familiar voice behind her. “It is I, Lady Death! Ooga booga!”
If Rio had eyes right now, they’d be twitching. Slowly, she turns to take in the unwelcome (if increasingly-frequent) sight: Agatha, holding a Ghostface Halloween mask over her ghostly face. Draped over her head in a paltry imitation of Rio’s cloak is a sequined black shawl – Billy’s, Rio guesses. She knows that the kid’s been trying his hand at drag recently.
“Oh, this is so embarrassing,” Agatha says, flicking a finger in Rio’s direction. “One of us is gonna have to change.”
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Just when a ghostly Agatha decides she's ready to give into Rio's centuries-long pursuit, Rio swears that she's finally done with the pursuing.
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- Part 1 of post-canon ghoulniverse
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i let my head spin (take all the weight off my shoulders) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
06 Sep 2025
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"I want this," She says, plainly, "And it's fine if you don't. I understand. But if you're only holding back because you think I'll regret it in the morning…" She trails off, racks her brain for something to soothe Rio's overworking brain with, "Rio, I'm green."
It takes a minute for Rio to answer—brain quite obviously cracking and sparking, but then, "You want this." They say in a way that sounds more like a realization sinking in than a question.
And so Agatha, just to make Rio laugh, tilts her head so she's not speaking into the mattress, "What's a little bondage between friends?"
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Rio's never tied anyone up before. For some reason, as their best friend, this means Agatha has to get involved.
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the bondage fic
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- Part 1 of honey, this might be the place
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All things considered, Agatha’s sex life had been pretty bleak since her last real relationship turned sour.
Which is how she found herself creating a new AOL account. And joining a local bdsm chat room. And writing very explicit directions in her away message.
AIM AWAY MESSAGE: Dyke seeking EXPERIENCED shibari play partner. If you’re strapping and know how to tie, introduce yourself for a compatibility quiz.
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Late 90s strangers-to-lovers fic where Agatha meets Rio at a dive bar after connecting in an AOL chat room.
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- Part 1 of Shatter Your Illusions Universe
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Collection of smut stories.
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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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where art thou, why not uponeth me? by saturnreturn for midwestprincess_01
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
22 Nov 2025
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Dr. Vidal takes the wand and slowly slips it inside of her. It goes in seamlessly. Agatha’s neck feels tense, and she tries to lean her head back to loosen things up.
“Are you sure you’re okay?” Dr. Vidal looks up at Agatha with big baby brown eyes. “If you’re anxious, we can stop, or I can give you a pheromone patch—”
“I’m perfectly fine,” Agatha snaps, and then she blurts out, “I’m not nervous!”
Dr. Vidal just blinks at her owlishly, and Agatha presses her lips together. Fuck. What if the doctor connects the dots? Agatha isn’t nervous, just embarrassed. It isn’t her fault she encompasses a physical body and, by objective accounts, Dr. Vidal is attractive.
And smells good.
Whatever.
“Okay,” Dr. Vidal says softly. “My apologies.”
_____OR, Agatha finds herself in a predicament: she's pregnant, single, and in her forties, and the only gynecologist that is qualified to help her is alpha Dr. Rio Vidal.
Written for Agatha All Along Week, day 7: breeding ;-)
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Put It On The Line by AnonFandomBandit, midwestprincess_01, saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
13 Sep 2025
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Agatha whipped her head and body towards the student. “What the fuck is your problem?”
“No problem,” She shook her head, smirking. “I like talking to you.”
“You like pissing me off.” Agatha sniped, plucking her glass off the bar when it arrived.
“Those two seem to be one in the same.”
“Just tell me something.” She said after letting a sip burn down her throat. “Where do you get off speaking to a respected professor like that?”
“Like what?”
“You were argumentative, disrespectful, dismissive–”
“No, Agatha, that was you.”
“Dr. Harkness.” Agatha corrected. “Only people I like can call me Agatha and I don’t like you.”
“Now, that’s not true.” Rio tilted her head. “You’re talking to me, aren’t you?”
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Newly tenured professor, Dr. Agatha Harkness, has nothing to prove. That is until she meets a smug, twenty-three year old PhD student in Copenhagen after her first keynote speech. Never one to shy away from a challenge, Agatha seeks to put Rio in her place by any means necessary. No matter what the consequences…
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Bookmarked by SpadeX
10 Aug 2025
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riooooo con pepino. grasa final. inspiracion. necesitamos como comunidad
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“Holy. Shit.”
Rio turns, brows raised. “What?”
Alice doesn’t answer, eyes locked on something past the crowd.
“Seriously, what is it?” Rio asks again.
Then Alice grabs her arm hard enough to nearly knock the drink out of her hand and points.
Rio follows with her eyes. And there, maybe twenty feet away, walking through a break in the crowd like some terrifying fashion shark is Agatha freaking Harkness.
“Didn’t you say your boss was straight? Then why does someone who looks exactly like her just happen to be at Pride...with what looks a whole lot like a hot, gorgeous, probably very gay date?”
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Rio lies and calls in sick so she can go to Pride on a workday.
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your love thawed out / what was scared and cold by cowlesbian
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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follow-up to 25yo (reformed) grifter agatha harkness and 40yo (ex) virgin rio vidal
"I’m nervous about the move.”
Rio nodded and wrapped her arms around Agatha’s waist.
"I'm not good at making friends,” she continued, trying to maintain a sort of cool aloofness, “and I’m kind of a bitch.”
Rio nodded again.
“You’re actually supposed to disagree with the last part.”
“Oh,” said Rio. “I think it’s your best quality."Series
- Part 2 of Like A Virgin
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“Aw, you got me a present?”
“Well—before I knew you were…” Rio hesitates, gestures vaguely in Agatha’s direction, tries to ignore the amusement rolling off her in waves, “You.”
“Still got me one,” Agatha’s voice is melodic—a taunt wrapped in a tease, “You can’t take it back now. That’s gotta give you like a hundred years of bad luck or something, right?”
(Rio wouldn’t know, but at this point she’s ready to risk it.
She can just ask Lilia later.
Later when she’s… back in Westview and trying to avoid this one street like the plague.)
“I think it would be best if I took it and left,” Rio says, present gripped in her hand like Agatha’s a feral dog who’ll rip it from her with her teeth, “We can pretend we never saw each other.”
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Rio's only going to this party as moral support for Alice, so of course the stranger hosting it is her ex-girlfriend, and of course the gift she brings her is a vibrator.
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“I promise she’s not always this incorrigible.”
“Yes I am,” Agatha mumbles. She takes great pride in this, as a fact.
Rio rocks a little on her heels, stupid little chelsea boots, dark brown and gently worn, cuffed jeans rolled over top. “I like incorrigible,” she says with a shrug. How annoying.
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Agatha is a singer with an attitude problem and too many exes, Rio is an action star who no one takes seriously. Naturally, the solution is to fake-date. Naturally, this does not go as planned.
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“I don’t believe you. You prefer me—“
“Compliant?” Rio stood slowly, her eyes never leaving Agatha’s face. The action put her inches away, her body heat radiating out, searing Agatha’s skin. “Obedient?”
Agatha’s hips shifted against her will, her lips parting slightly. She closed her eyes against the heady mortification that razed through her chest. She felt Rio move closer and she parted her legs without thought.
Rio stepped between them but didn’t touch, hands settling on the desk inches from Agatha’s hips and hands.
“You always were such a brat.” Rio’s breath was hot against Agatha’s ear, her voice throaty and raw and filthy. “You never knew how to do what you were told.”
Or: After five years away, a still-grieving Agatha is dragged back into the FBI and the arms of her ex-wife.
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Bookmarked by SpadeX
04 Jul 2025
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ya yo vi q me voy a degrana. MVP CONOOOO NUMERO 1 EN IMABRAIN. insnane
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28 Jun 2025
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“Hey darling,” she says, the very obviously fake southern drawl hitting Rio right in the cunt.
That’s when Rio notices, the red and black checkered shirt tied to sit under her tits with her black lacy bra practically forcing Rio to look at them.
The brunette clears her throat, “Eyes up here pretty boy, caught you staring so assume you’ve stopped to pick me up?”
Before Rio can even contemplate making a decision the brunette is climbing up the steps beside them.
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Butch Trucker Rio Vidal x Hot Serial Killer Agatha Harkness
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When Rio, America’s First Daughter, and Agatha, Britain’s Beloved Princess, get forced into a PR stunt to play nice, their fake friendship takes a very real (and very gay) turn. One that could shake two nations and completely rewrite the rules of love.
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Agatha leans in towards Rio, all attention on her, “I told them I’m going on a date tonight—”
“Ah, so there’s the line. You know, if you wanted to take me out, you could’ve just asked.”
Agatha glares at Rio for her stupid joke, “No need for all the excess—a photo of you will do, just so they know when I come home that I could date if I wanted to.”
“So you want a picture of me to convince everyone back home that you’re going on a date… instead of just going on a date?”
Agatha clicks and points at Rio, “Now you’re getting it.”
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Agatha needs to convince her son and her friends that she’s having the whirlwind vacation romance of a lifetime. Probably so they don’t think she’ll die alone. That’s where Rio (who she knows absolutely nothing about) comes in.
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But If You Need My Love (My clothes are off) by midwestprincess_01
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
19 May 2025
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Rio needs a wedding date, Agatha’s a stripper, what more do I have to say?
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- Part 1 of I'm comin' over to your place
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“Say it,” Rio whispered, hand still tangled in her hair. “Tell me what you are.”
“I’m—” Agatha gasped, eyes fluttering. “I’m your filthy little slut.”
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Agatha intentionally makes Rio Jealous (She gets what she hoped for)
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“Who is that?” Rio blurts out, awestruck by the intimidating pose of the witch surrounded by a purple background and magical frame. The portrait faces the viewer head-on, and both of her hands are cupped upward at waist height, suggesting the effortless way she conjures up the wild purple magic from her palms.
“Orion’s new headmistress,” Jennifer says, her voice weirdly soft, almost as if whispering out of respect. “I’m sure you’ll meet her soon.”
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Rio starts a new teaching job at a school for magic and is both smitten and terrified by the headmistress, who keeps a dark, dark secret.Bookmarked by SpadeX
16 May 2025
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hmmmmmmmmm inchresting MAGIA ETA GENTE SON BRUJA