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Tom Riddle has split his soul so many times that he can no longer produce any offspring the natural way. He doesn’t want a child, just like he doesn’t want to be married to Bellatrix. Theirs was a marriage of convenience. But, alas, the Ministry elections are coming up and raising a baby would appeal to the Lighter families wouldn't it?
So, Tom decides to go the magical route and implant a baby inside of his wife using their conjoined family magics in a ritual. He's the rightful Heir of Slytherin and Bellatrix is sure that she’s the Heir of House Black. There’s no doubt about it after Sirius was disowned and Regulus refused the heirship.
But something goes wrong. Bellatrix does not get pregnant. Because unbeknownst to everyone except Sirius who was really drunk at the time, she is not the true heir. Harry Potter is. He's also still very much a virgin. Oops?
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06 Nov 2025
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Misadventures Of A Time Travelling Creche by thatsnotmyname32
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Mar 2025
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Now that they're all back, there's plans to be made, Sith plots to foil, and Masters to prank.
The misadventures of a creche that has grand plans to stop the Sith.
Sequel to Arrival of a Time Travelling Creche.
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- Part 2 of Travelling Initiates
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27 Oct 2025
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The government requires that all unmated alphas and omegas at the age of 30 must register with a matchmaking agency to be paired up and mated. After 5 years of no matches, Will finally gets called in with an extremely high match to one Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Neither of the men wanted a mate, but life doesn't always work out the way one wants...
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05 Oct 2025
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Guiding Light | Vol. 3 by human_rocket
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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As the Clone Wars continue, Palpatine's plan with the Nightsisters begins to take shape. Meanwhile, much remains unsaid between Anakin and Obi-Wan. Despite their deep connection through the Force, Obi-Wan is reluctant to embrace the Dyad. Will his fear of attachment ultimately prevent the Jedi's victory over the Sith?
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- Part 3 of Guiding Light
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01 Oct 2025
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Ever since he turned 17, Harry Potter has been having strange dreams of a life spent as the lover of an ancient Pharaoh. When Bill reaches out to him for assistance in opening a recently discovered tomb the burial chamber of which has been sealed with Parseltongue, the newly graduated Gryffindor begins to think there might be more to his dreams than meets the eye. After all, the murderous mummy they've unwittingly set free seems pretty convinced that he's the reincarnation of his consort.
A story of loops in time and a doomed effort to save a monster's soul.
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25 Sep 2025