Spidey_Bleh
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Zanka is always getting wrapped up in Jabber’s games (fights, more like it, and not that he minds), but when he finally pulls Jabber into his game, suddenly the tables are taking a very unexpected turn.
@cryptidcorvidae888 on tiktok posted about Jabber not knowing how to handle affection and Zanka eating it up, and you know what? He’s exactly correct! So I wrote a fic about it 😁
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04 Apr 2026
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Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"
The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."
Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).
**Illustrations included in chapters 3-5
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12 Apr 2026
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"You've never called me anything like that, Zan-Zan."
Zanka's eyes widen, taken by surprise.
"Do ya... are ya askin' me ta give ya a pet name?"
Zanka knew it of Jabber to be possessive. He didn't mind it. He found it endearing, even. That doesn't prepare him, at all, to be met with Jabber's jealousy towards Lovely Assistaff.
// While this is inspired by Hemlock, it is entirely unrelated to it.
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04 Apr 2026
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Spoilers for Gachiakuta Manga!
“Whoda thought rage baitin’ you outta that well would mean finding the perfect sadist for myself?”
“Don’t call me that.”
“Stop denying the truth. It’s just us—and it ain’t like I’m gonna judge ya, man.”
Enjin isn’t the reason Zanka crawls out of that well he’d dropped himself into. A pain loving freak is.
Or, a what if scenario where Jabber finds Zanka first, and how it changes them both.
Edit: Russian translation for this fic is now available, done by gienamnogolikaya! Thank you for offering to translate <3
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04 Apr 2026
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”Whatcha got there?” Enjin asks, a small smirk tugging at his lips. Zanka gives one long, slow blink, and glances at the drink his fingers are loosely wrapped around.
“…a smoothie.”
Riyo bursts out laughing. The noise startles Jabber awake, and his head knocks into his jaw. They both groan in pain.
Or, Jabber and Zanka in the aftermath of one of their battles.
Or, or, a comment on my last fic used this meme—so I wrote it entirely around that
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04 Apr 2026