6 Works by Spiritomb
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A Five Step Guide On How To Suck Off A Goblin by Spiritomb for Starseekerdoggo
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
16 Jan 2025
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Stricken with money shortage, the gang tries to think up a scheme to come to quick wealth. Frost has a genius idea which he demonstrates with grandeur and a willingly unsolicited participant.
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"Well, friends. I've got dire news." Kremy's forehead was wrinkled as he rubbed his hands together in front of the other remaining Lecroux Troupe members. "We are officially...", and he made a dramatic pause. "Broke as all hell."
"Again?" Gideon raised his arms, previously crossed, into somewhat of an accusatory position. "Well, can't say i'm surprised", the tabaxi shrugged, while Gricko let out a shocked: "Oh no!"
"What are we going to do? How am I going to feed my sweet little Hootsie? She needs a lot of food, she's still only a growing girl."
"We're not out of food, we're out of money, Gricko", Frost explained.
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Like In Cartoons by Spiritomb
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Apr 2023
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Due to an unforseen accident Suzie is able to see stands. When she finally gets her first look at Hermit Purple, a devilish idea comes to her mind and she decides to have a little fun with Joseph, who is finally home after that trip through Egypt. During their play they discover that the old man's stand is definitely useful for so much more than 'just' navigation.
Spoilers up to and including Part 4 Episode 4 due to some things being referenced.
DISCLAIMER: This may be a straight ship, but Suzie is, as stated in the tags, no active participator. When it comes to spicy things this OneShot focuses entirely on Joseph with Suzie as a guide.
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“I thought if I’m already the one cooking, I might as well make something nostalgic.” Suzie grabbed a sieve from a cupboard and held it out to her side. “Go make yourself useful and drain the noodles, please.”
Joseph obliged, hissing when he accidentally sprayed himself with boiling water as he drained. She chuckled at that: “Remember when you tried to cook for me for the first time?”
“Oh don’t bring that up please-“, Joseph begged, at which Suzie nudged his shoulder. “It was a calm, summer day... "
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Can you handle it? by Spiritomb
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Mar 2023
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After the events of part 3 Polnareff and Avdol start their trip through france. But when Avdol forgets something important, Polnareff's mind starts to spiral out of control.
Spoilers for everything up to and including the final episode of Part 3. 'Cuz, you know, it plays after the end
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“Ice. I want Ice-cream. It’s too hot. I’m going to melt”, he finally concluded and pouted, glancing up at the burning orb in the sky. ‘You better stay there you shitball’, flashed through his head as the memory of The Sun resurfaced.
“Ice-cream?”, Avdol parroted, then teasingly bucked his shoulders with a chuckle as if to throw the other off. “Shouldn’t I be the one complaining when you’re throwing your whole body heat my way?”
“No way”, the silver haired grumbled sulking and wrapped his arms tighter around the other. “You were born in a hot country. You can’t even feel heat.”
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Stumbled Upon by Spiritomb
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Mar 2023
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During his days of training on the island, Joseph doesn't have much time or quiet to relieve himself. After he has a fight with Loggs and is left alone, his imagination regarding the pillar men grows wild and he takes the opportunity to have some fun. Little does he know, that uncanny feeling he had before, is starting to ring true.
Light Spoiler Warning up to Jojo Part 2 episode 17
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“Don’t look away from me, Jojo!”
The punch came like a bag of bricks straight into his fucking face. Loggs had loaded his fist full of Hamon and shattered it right against his forehead. Joseph stumbled a step backwards, pushed by the immense power, then crashed to the floor like a sack of potatoes.
His ears were ringing, breathing cut off. If by the impact of rock against his spine or the mask affixed to his face he could not have said.
With blurred vision he could just barely make out thick legs walking over towards him, then his teacher squatting down and forcefully slapping a hand to his cheek to help him regain consciousness.
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Chapter 1
After his shift is over Shane gets home with a sour mood. He's prepared to just lie in his bed and wait for the next shift, but something sweet happens that makes him think about things, he's haven't in a while - A fluff Short
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Shane's home alone for the first time in ages. Quite proud of what he's made for dinner he searches for validation and in turn finds out things about himself - A smut short
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The no-break, nine hour Joja shift was really starting to nag at Shane. The last time he’d ate had been at four in the morning when he’d had a frozen pizza and a bottle of coke. And then a few quick cookies right before he’d gotten out the house to start his shift. Always needed a quick sugar boost if he was to get up and survive those shitty dead-end shifts. And one or two big cups of coffee. Caffeine and sugar, two of the few things still keeping him on his feet.
“Had a rough day?”, Marnie peeked into the hallway from the kitchen, a towel in hand as she dried a plastic bowl.
Shane shrugged as he put his coat on the rack and sloppily wiped his shoes on the doormat. “The usual.”
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Accidental Discoveries by Spiritomb
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
03 Jan 2020
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After Leon loses his title of Champion, all of his attention goes to the Battle Tower. But he does try to stay more up to date with his friends now, and uses up his nights to talk to them. This favourable night he decides to have a call with Raihan. Soon enough he grows too sleepy though and says goodbye. But (eevee)n after exchanging said goodbyes, it seems that Raihan has accidentally not disconnected. So Leon overhears some rather personal things.
No rotoms were hurt during the making of this thing.
This is literally a result of hard style until my ears bled at 1 am.
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Marnie, the new Champion and Hop had been having a heated discussion about whose first Pokemon was the cutest. Marnie’s Morpeko, Hop’s Wooloo or the new Champion’s Starter, that he had received from Leon in Postwick.
“What. Do you want to hear all about it, Raihan?”, Leon answered, sounding equally cheeky, but not being quite as much as the adrenaline bundle sitting on his own bed, his own Rotom Phone in his face.
“Arceus no, spare me!”
Raihan laughed and shifted around in his bed. Leon could hear the faint rustling of the sheet and pillow.