2 Series by StatelyCryptid

Listing Series

• The Block People Sure Are Suckers for Love by jortwearingjester, StatelyCryptid

  Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Sucker for Love (Visual Novel)

  • Explicit, Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Other
  • Series in Progress

  09 Feb 2026

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
  • Jimmy | Solidarity/Scott Major | Smajor1995
  • Charles | Grian
  • Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
  • Jimmy | Solidarity
  • Scott Major | Smajor1995
  • Eldritch Horror
  • Sucker for Love as a base concept
  • Disabled Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
  • Disabled Character
  • Eldritch Charles | Grian
  • Violence
  • Non-Human Genitalia
  • Human Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
  • Exotic Dancer Scar
  • No beta we die like Scar (eventually)
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Alternate Universe
  • Character Death
  • Temporary Character Death
  • Reality Bending
  • Power Dynamics
  • Power Imbalance
  • Eventual Smut
  • Eventual Fluff
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Tags Contain Spoilers
  • Tags May Change
  • Protective Charles | Grian
  • Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar Needs a Hug
  • Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar Angst
  • Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar Has a Bad Time
  • Wheelchair User Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar
  • Charles | Grian is a Menace
  • Eldritch!Jimmy
  • mortal!Scott
  • Flower Husbands
  • this is literally just me writing the plot of Sucker for Love but with flower husbands
  • Asphyxiation
  • restraint (non-sexy)
  • Dream Manipulation
  • more tags to come when I figure out how this ends lol
  • Rating may go up

  Summary

  A series of fics centered around 3rd Life through the lens of Sucker for Love, the Eldritch dating sim. Specifically, we are focusing on the Flower Husbands and the Desert Duo, with content warnings varying. The name of the series was StatelyCryptid's idea.

  Words:

  9,234

  Works:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

• GEICO Grianko by StatelyCryptid

  Fandom Geico TV Commercials, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Series in Progress

  02 Aug 2025

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Charles | Grian
  • GEICO Representative Gecko (GEICO Commercials)
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • I wrote this in a deluded haze
  • Grian is the GEICO Gecko
  • My Dad's Idea; My Crazy
  • idk why i wrote this
  • no beta we die like my self esteem
  • Why did I actually research geckos for this fic
  • Not Eldritch Horror but Has the Vibes

  Words:

  443

  Works:

  1