4 Works by StatelyCryptid

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  1. Make Me Need to Stutter by for jortwearingjester

    Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Sucker for Love (Visual Novel)  

    09 Feb 2026

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    Scott is a perfectly normal, average guy.

    Then an eldritch horror gives him a wet dream and decides to move in with him.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,793
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    201

  2. 1/32 of a Block by

    Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

    26 Dec 2025

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    After their third death, players are pulled back to their previous server via a pre-set admin tether.
    ...Well. They're supposed to be, anyway. Unfortunately for Pearl and Scott, however, things don't always happen how they're supposed to.
    This is a story of two friends thrown from a cruel game into a cruel world, and how they deal with it. (Spoiler: the same way they always do. With jokes and chaos.)

    ~

    By the walls. I'm actually doing it. I'm writing a crossover between Attack on Titan and Double Life.
    Updates depend on which is stronger: my sense of shame, or my heartfelt wish to see 5am Pearl terrorizing the Scouting Legion.

    ~

     

    REPOSTED FROM AN OLD ACCOUNT W/ SLIGHT REWRITES

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,483
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3,125

  3. I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again) by

    Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)  

    22 Dec 2025

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    It's the International Idol Awards, and Bobby knows two things:
    1. This is not the song that's supposed to be playing
    2. That's not Mira and Zoey on stage

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,758
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    482

  4. GEICO Grianko by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Geico TV Commercials  

    02 Aug 2025

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    Grian is the GEICO Gecko.
    That's it. That's the fic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    443
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87

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