StatelyCryptid
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Make Me Need to Stutter by StatelyCryptid for jortwearingjester
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Sucker for Love (Visual Novel)
09 Feb 2026
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Scott is a perfectly normal, average guy.
Then an eldritch horror gives him a wet dream and decides to move in with him.
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1/32 of a Block by StatelyCryptid
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
26 Dec 2025
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After their third death, players are pulled back to their previous server via a pre-set admin tether.
...Well. They're supposed to be, anyway. Unfortunately for Pearl and Scott, however, things don't always happen how they're supposed to.
This is a story of two friends thrown from a cruel game into a cruel world, and how they deal with it. (Spoiler: the same way they always do. With jokes and chaos.)~
By the walls. I'm actually doing it. I'm writing a crossover between Attack on Titan and Double Life.
Updates depend on which is stronger: my sense of shame, or my heartfelt wish to see 5am Pearl terrorizing the Scouting Legion.~
REPOSTED FROM AN OLD ACCOUNT W/ SLIGHT REWRITES
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I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again) by StatelyCryptid
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
22 Dec 2025
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It's the International Idol Awards, and Bobby knows two things:
1. This is not the song that's supposed to be playing
2. That's not Mira and Zoey on stage -
GEICO Grianko by StatelyCryptid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Geico TV Commercials
02 Aug 2025
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Grian is the GEICO Gecko.
That's it. That's the fic.Series
- Part 1 of GEICO Grianko
Recent series
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The Block People Sure Are Suckers for Love by jortwearingjester, StatelyCryptid
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Sucker for Love (Visual Novel)
09 Feb 2026
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A series of fics centered around 3rd Life through the lens of Sucker for Love, the Eldritch dating sim. Specifically, we are focusing on the Flower Husbands and the Desert Duo, with content warnings varying. The name of the series was StatelyCryptid's idea.
- Words:
- 9,234
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
- 1
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GEICO Grianko by StatelyCryptid
Fandom Geico TV Commercials, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 Aug 2025
- Words:
- 443
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Abandoned With No Direction by The_Spam_Specialist
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
04 Feb 2026
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Caine is having a meeting with C&A. At least, that's what he's telling himself. Instead, he's just talking to a mannequin with C&A written on its face. And he has some things to say...
Bookmarked by StatelyCryptid
05 Feb 2026