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    Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Wake Him Up by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)  

    18 Jul 2022

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    Marcus Durelio has never encountered a midnight shift QUITE like this.

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    Red Robin is napping in Red Hood's lap. The Merrys are terrified.

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    Flowers for the Sick and Dead by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types  

    24 Apr 2025

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    Danny is a full-time ghost and a member of the JLA. One day, a girl comes up to him to give him something unexpected. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a grave to place it on. It's a good thing he still has those flower incense Sam gave him that he lit for himself.
    Meanwhile, the Justice League accidentally learns the very old ghost of a teenager doesn't have a grave, and decides to take actions.

    …because flowers are for sick and dead, and he was never either.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    bother figure by

    Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League Action (Cartoon), White Collar (TV 2009)  

    21 Feb 2025

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    Bruce accidentally dad-ed so hard the Justice League nicknamed him Pops(curse you, Hal Jordan.)

    Or

    "Thanks, Pops."

    That's where it all ends up.

    A ridiculous series of events, unpredictable even to the Batman, and in the end, not having ever planned for the concluding incident.

    There are no contingencies for your co-worker genuinely calling you dad.

    That doesn't happen in the JLA.

     

    Bruce hadn’t been aware he was supposed to be an authority figure here.

     

    How could he not have been informed of this?

     

    Well, he must take steps to correct this oversight now.

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    A whole bunch of the Justice League are way younger, and Bruce finds himself uniquely situated by virtue of his position(lol) to lead a kickass hero team!

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    01 Oct 2025

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    The Phantom In The Attic by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types  

    16 Sep 2025

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    By the end of the week, Danny wasn’t sure what kind of asylum he’d crawled into.

    The butler tried to feed him. (He didn’t eat human food anymore. The man looked so sad when Danny refused the soup that Danny almost felt guilty.)

    Someone strung up crosses in the attic. (Danny ignored them. But when they brought up putting in Christmas lights? He hissed on instinct and nearly melted through the floorboards.)

    The angry sword kid tried to evict him again. Danny iced him into a snowdrift in the corner. (Not his fault if he kept coming back.)

    The insomniac came back with a stethoscope, for some reason. He pressed it against the casket lid and muttered about “no heartbeat.” Danny gave one loud, dramatic snore in response.

    All Danny wanted was one thing. Just one.

    Sleep.

    Was that so hard?

    Apparently, in this house, yes.

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    Danny just wanted a nap, but instead he got a nosy family and a stuffed bat named Steve.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Holy Coincidence, Officer Grayson! by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU  

    15 Sep 2025

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    All he heard was a quiet sigh before the man behind him spoke again, “Ok, I’m gonna get us out of here. Everyone stay calm. I’m a police officer, I’m trained for situations like this.”
    The man behind him continued but Jason stopped listening after that sentence. He had recognized that voice. It was a voice he'd known for years. One that was also attached to a police officer that he’d been lightly stalking these past few months.
    “Dick?”

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    aka Jason has only been back in Gotham for a few weeks but, somehow, manages to end up in the back of a van tied to Dick Grayson.

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    15 Sep 2025