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Izaya, incredibly irritated by a cold, goes to Shinra for help.
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the clouds part, but the sun has already set by Stupidusernamepolicy
Fandoms: Durarara!!
22 Aug 2025
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Shinra gets ditched on "prom" night. Izaya distracts him.
Or, the only time Shinra got drunk, and the last time Izaya drinks.
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Frezur's Flophouse by Stupidusernamepolicy
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
15 Nov 2024
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After a little while, Jayce finally peeks out from his hands.
“… Are you sure you don’t want the bed to yourself?”
This time Viktor openly rolls his eyes.
“I have a limp, Jayce. Not leprosy. Honestly.”
-Or, two friends make do with less-than-ideal sleeping arrangements on a diplomatic trip to Noxus
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Dirk is not a liar by nature, but he is skilled in the art of obfuscation. And the picture the negatives paint is one of tin cans, trash and puppets as the only company for weeks.
She chews her lip as she considers her next words. If pleasantries run into walls, then…
“Is everything like, okay?”
Alternatively subtitled, let’s explore what a sylph of space alpha kid could hypothetically be like.
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Valentine's day is a trying time for many, not least of all one Heiwajima Shizuo. Little does he know, it's about to get much worse.
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What’s a flaw for some is a prize for others.
Or: Shizuka's hands are a mess and Kanra gets horny about it.
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- Part 1 of Fem!Shizaya
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03 Nov 2025
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He wishes he could blame the prosthetics for his change of course.
Like a moth to a flame, like rain to the earth, Lycaon has always been drawn to the force of Hugo Vlad. Go figure.
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13 Jun 2025
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Rusty Venture feels as if something is missing from his life. Something big. He figures it out, but only after being visited by something one would usually consider insignificant.
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13 Apr 2025
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If the events of Epiphany had taken a different turn what would have happened next? It turns out Joey and Rosangela have very different ideas of what their next order of business ought to be.
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- Part 1 of Blackwell Redux
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17 Mar 2025
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It puts him in mind of seeing his parents or his old girlfriend after the accident, their eyes glassy and voices trembling. He remembers how he’d blinked through the dull red film that coloured his hospital room and said he was sorry. Sorry for what he put them through.
It felt unfair then. It seems unbearable now.
A character study of Stuart as he records The Fall during the American leg of the Plastic Beach tour, reworking the Gorillaz plot around the real touring timeline; or, thoughts on trauma in transit, who we are to strangers, and the link between sugar cravings and opioid dependence.
Now including art by @satsumaorenji.
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29 Jan 2025