SyntheticSaturn
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"Jesse, please, don't take this away from me! I-I'll stop hurting people! I'll undo every terrible thing I've done, to the best of my ability! Really. I can fix this."
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An android grapples with his lack of purpose, and learns that, hey, some humans feel the same. Looks like he's not quite so different as he feels. Though, when that human turns out to be one he likes personally... that part's a bit harder to deal with.
(Takes place during and after the Cell Saga.)
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GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON/EVENING/etc DEAR [READER]! Would you like the JOB OPPORTUNITY of your LIFE? And by life we mean DEATH? get it, cause we're dressed like zombies? yeah you're not exactly getting comedic genius in a job listing buddy
Would YOU like to be Instagram famous for being the one to serve somebody their inedible food? Simply reply to this email and let us know you're interested and we'll set up a time and place to get you started! Don't worry, [READER], we don't have very many qualifications—you'll fit right in! Not sure if that's a positive for you or if that says something about us! But believe me when I tell you that this job is to DIE for!
ZOMBURGER'S got the bad food! : ]
(hey i need doc or somebody to figure out this automated bullshit with the names before these get sent out)
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Dimentio's afterlife appears to be more destructive than anyone had hoped; crumbling buildings, lost lives, and straining relationships. Who would've guessed he would be able to cause such chaos even after death?
(in desperate need of a rewrite lol)
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A one-shot where Korvo gets stabbed.
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We asked 100 Married Men if this counts as Vore by ZeroGrizz for bradbradleyart
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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Spamton notices his business partner doesn’t seem to be feeling like himself. A wire pulled too taut is the culprit, and Tenna’s hands are far too big to reach in and fix it himself. It’s lucky that he’s got a compact partner like Spamton to come help him out!
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- Part 1 of [HEART SHAPED OBJECT]
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01 Sep 2025
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10 Ways Link can make it up to that Divine Beast on his own by TheMagicianPosts
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
16 May 2025
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Based on Kleric’s video; “10 ways Link can make it up to that divine beast on his own”, We follow Link in his endeavours to prove to Revali how far spite can really take a man.
“Maybe we should just settle this one on one—But where…? Oh, I know...! How about up there?!”
Revali pointed his wing towards the ship parading the skies. Vah Medoh gleams in the distance. He spat at him with malice.
“Oh, you must pardon me—I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!”
Whatever Revali said after fell onto deaf ears. That Pompous Rito needed to learn what flightless really meant, if he truly wanted a battle in the skies, Link would give him just that. There was a reason he was considered Hylia's chosen.
It was not his merit within combat that gifted him the title of hero but his fearless, albeit reckless, courage, and unfortunately, Link did not understand what limits were. His courageous spirit that possessed him had travelled through time, traversed the dark dimensions between, and defeated the demon known to all as Ganon however many times as needed.
How bad could a little flight up an oversized mechanical Cucco be?
CH13 delayed: 28/08/25
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11 Mar 2025
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There was no word for 'orphan' in Namekian. Community and family were synonyms, without any notion of 'us' or 'them.' Every child was yours, and to reject one was to disown your entire Clan. It was unheard of. Sacrilegious.
Piccolo has a family. It's strange, piecemeal, and not at all bound in blood—but it's his, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
Unfortunately, life isn't always so mindful of the status quo.
(Piccolo has a kid. Drama ensues)Bookmarked by SyntheticSaturn
26 Aug 2024
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[Drowned!Vos AU]
The Admin could not believe what he was seeing. As Jack let go of the map, the last link to the Sea Temple was incinerated. Try as he might to move on, the Admin would ensure he never truly forgot that adventure… even if it meant dragging old friends back up from the depths.
Not sure if a potion of weakness and golden apple will cure this one, Jack…Bookmarked by SyntheticSaturn
15 Aug 2024
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The Twisted Tenderness of Tortoises by xenomorphbrainrot
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
24 Aug 2023
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Krieg the Psycho is the only survivors of the train crash that killed his fellow vault hunters. The crimson raiders have turned him away. Some strange feelings well and a certain CEO is the cause
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25 Jan 2024