10 Works by TacticalToothpick
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Chaos Theory/Some Disassembly Required by TacticalToothpick
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
30 Oct 2025
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You’d think brains would come with common sense. Crosshair tells Hunter if had that, he wouldn’t be studying brains in the first place.
A grad school AU where we skip straight to the bloodiest battlefield of them all: IKEA.
In no surprise to anyone, Crosshair and Hunter are a disaster.
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- Part 1 of In Pursuit of Enlightenment
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The Bad Batch Art Dump by TacticalToothpick
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
24 Oct 2025
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My sketches and art of the Bad Batch
(genderbent Batch art is located in a different work)
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The Batch Lasses: Two-step by TacticalToothpick
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Oct 2025
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Crosshair’s bad habits include cigarettes, weaponized commentary, and making Hunter forget how to use words. Not that she minds.
A cutaway with Hunter and Crosshair from the genderbent batch.
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- Part 2 of Genderbent Batch
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Charges pending, probably by TacticalToothpick
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Oct 2025
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It wasn’t Hunter’s proudest moment. Probably not in his top 10 either. He was wearing one Croc, someone else’s pants, and neither of them fit. Worse, he doesn’t remember why they’re on until he rubs his eyes open and oh.
That’s right. He’s in jail, with Crosshair.
And Crosshair is wearing his pants.
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The Batch (Lass): Shape of you by TacticalToothpick
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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A one-shot of Fem!Cross and M!Hunter in the aftermath of an early-career mission.
In nothing new, Hunter is bad at words and possibly horny.
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- Part 4 of Genderbent Batch
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The Batch Lasses by TacticalToothpick
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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An AU in which the Bad Batch are all created as female troopers. Their world and story is messy as I pick apart how things might have been different for them (and give the finger to the Kaminoans along the way). Told from the perspective of female Crosshair.
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- Part 1 of Genderbent Batch
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The Batch Lasses - Art by TacticalToothpick
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
12 Sep 2025
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My sketches and art of the genderbent Bad Batchers
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- Part 3 of Genderbent Batch
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A Collection of Poetic Nonsense by TacticalToothpick
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Crosshair poetry.
Is it cringe? Probably. But I'm cringe. So it was inevitable.
An assortment of poems written from the perspective of our favorite problematic toothpick.
Some lighter dumb stuff mixed in too.
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The Joys of Becoming Parents to a Teenage Girl by TacticalToothpick
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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Batch Dads who have minimal experience dadding now have to dad a pre-teen girl as she goes through Awkward Teenage Girl Things.
This fic is also an attempt to fill the gap left by many a great (adult) fic that include Omega peripherally but leave the girl oblivious to all things...romance and grown-up. Completely understandable for the plots, but the girl is at an age where she deserves to have THE TALKS, at least once!
That said, watch the Batch stumble and burn as they (and I) attempt to do every parents' dreaded duty and have. The Talk.
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The end. by TacticalToothpick for Neveris
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jul 2025
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I am absolutely haunted and in anguish after reading Heaven’s Full. Never have I encountered a character rendition nor work as a whole that has been so wonderfully written but GOOD LORD I will be in pain for these character iterations for much longer than I ever anticipated.
Cross’s last moments haunt me.
The softness in his eyes.
His wishes, granted.
A quick sketch as I attempted to turn that soul-searing imagery into something real. I hope you enjoy.