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    “But you admit it! You did tempt me!”

    “I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”

    He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”

    “Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”

    or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness

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    Two depressed, middle-aged men walk into a gay bar. One with a name, one without. They both leave with more than what they came for.

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    Viktor's topping dream comes true.

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    “Aren’t you supposed to be a demon?” Jayce looks the decidedly humanoid figure up and down. The demon (if that is indeed what he is) arrows his eyes. The strange, seductive glamour around him wavers.

    “I am a demon. A tentacle demon, if we are going to be technical about it.”

    “It’s just… You don’t look like a tentacle demon.”

    “Oh, I am sorry, let me just—” The self-proclaimed tentacle demon rolls his eyes. In the next moment, his form seems to unfurl, and he unleashes his— well, his tentacles. His sclera darken to a deep, inky black, and his shadow fills the room. If the demon’s expression weren’t so deadpan, Jayce might have pissed himself in fear. As it is, the demon’s tentacles wiggle limply in a poor approximation of jazz hands, as if to say ‘ta-da!’

    Slow, horrible realization creeps over Jayce. He just microaggressed a demon. He's a monster. Worse, he’s… rude.

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    or, jayce is a graduate student down on his luck. viktor is a tentacle demon who feeds on lust. can i make it any more obvious?

    written and recorded for pod_together 2025

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    dead ringer [idiom] - a person who looks exactly like another. one theory is that it originates from people's fear of being buried alive. in the 18th century particularly, a dying person would ask, upon their death, to be buried with a rope that attached to a bell on the surface. if it transpired that the deceased was not in fact dead, then they could use the rope to ring the bell. once rescued, the saved person would be an exact copy of the "deceased" person.

    Jayce peeks at himself from under the fringe of his lanky, unruly hair, and sees the way he looks at his own hammer, then Jayce’s corrupted one, the way it pulses in time to what’s holding Viktor’s body together. It’s almost fascinating, watching the way his own face looks when he’s piecing something together, eyebrows furrowing in a way he didn’t know they did, nose scrunching briefly before he finally looks over at him. Jayce flinches at his gaze and glances away, listening to his own ragged breath as he tries to calm his racing heart.

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    The Mage sends Jayce too far back.

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