14 Bookmarks by Teacuptea
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In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.
Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.
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- Part 1 of Mutatum
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Magic and Mystery by Allegory_for_Hatred
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Aug 2021
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Dazai is going to Hogwarts—which is crazy because he doesn’t have magic. He has a nullifying ability, for goodness’ sake! Not that it matters. Dazai is still willing to stick around and cause trouble before he gets shipped back home and stuck in his room again.
And this Quirrell guy is definitely up to something. So that’s a good place to start.
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- Part 1 of Magic and Mystery
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Coil by Allegory_for_Hatred
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2024
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Dazai's second year at Hogwarts starts with a bang!
Between Mori's latest orders, Snape's investigation, and media-fire coming from all angles, Dazai certianly has his work cut out for him. But he isn't going down without a fight. With a steadily-growing gang of friends (subordinates!) at his back, Dazai might just stand a chance of making it through his second year alive.
...or maybe not. Honestly, Dazai isn't picky.
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- Part 2 of Magic and Mystery
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Enamoured by a Feather, Caught by a Flame by black00cat for Foxaholic
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Nov 2025
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“A private audience? Who would have thought I’d get the honour.”
“Of course. Do you have a name, angel?”
“Dazai Osamu.”
—“You’re truly beautiful, you know, Dazai?”
OR: angel!Dazai going to Hell to negotiate with demon!Chuuya about ending the conflict between angels and demons, and it works out better than either of them could have imagined
[Russian translation available HERE]
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He sighs, tapping contemplatively at his phone. He should call someone, he realizes distantly in the back of his head. He doesn’t exactly want to, not when the water looks so inviting, but he should tell someone at least. He probably should say goodbye.
Or, Dazai calls Ranpo.
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- Part 3 of on GOD we gonna get Dazai a therapist
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I'll Look After You, Like You Look After Me by Scarlet_Nin
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Aug 2021
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„Listen,” Ranpo says, sharply, observing how Dazai’s spine stiffens the moment their eyes meet for the first time. “When I call or text you, you answer. When you need help of any kind, no matter what time it is, you let me know. This isn’t just for work, got it? Those are the rules. Break one and you’re fired.”
Dazai’s eyes drop to the phone held in Ranpo’s tight grip to the uncompromising set of his jaw, mentally weighting his options.
“That’s fair,” he huffs, holding up his palm in a ‘gimme’ motion. “I guess if it’s Ranpo-san, I can make an exception.”
Or, Ranpo is the only member of the Agency Dazai is not allowed to ignore or hang up on. Naturally, when the day finally comes, Ranpo knows, with inevitable dread, to expect the worst. He's right to.
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- Part 6 of Armed Detective Family
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But he would be lying if he said he wasn’t the slightest bit confused that Chuuya had seemingly decided— several months after their reunion at twenty-two, and four years after the initial betrayal at eighteen— that a random Tuesday was the day he would finally kill Dazai.
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Chuuya always knew he would die young. He knew this fact since he was king of the sheep, and it was only made all the more true once he joined the mafia. Still, he clung to life like a leech and managed to make it all the way into his 20s before it was confirmed.
Nakahara Chuuya would die in a month's time.
In that time, he prepares those around him for a world without him. If he were to truly die, he needed to fill in the holes that would be left once he passed. Ane-san, Akutagawa, and especially those in the Detective Agency. After all, his 7 years of knowledge regarding Dazai had to go somewhere, right?
When asked about one Dazai Osamu, most would shiver and mutter the lines of "that man seems to know everything". It's a false statement, of course, since that fact goes to his coworker, Ranpo. No, it's not that Dazai knows everything, it's just that he plans for everything. Most things are fickle, after all, and can't be expected to remain the same.
The only exception is Chuuya. The sky is blue, grass green, and Chuuya will always be there. It's the way the world works.
Except for when it isn't, and Dazai's world suddenly stops spinning on its axis.
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22 Mar 2025
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“You wanted to see me, Boss?” Chuuya asks.
Mori smiles. Oh no. “Oh, yes. Thank you for coming.” Chuuya can almost see the daggers Dazai is glaring at Mori. “As you can see, Dazai has had a couple of unfortunate accidents resulting in the temporary loss of use of his arms.”
Chuuya looks over at Dazai, who, sure enough, has a cast around each arm. The cast on his right arm ends above his elbow, completely encasing his hand, and is supported by a sling. The one on his left leaves his fingers exposed and lets him freely move his elbow, at least, but that isn’t a lot when your other arm is useless. Chuuya is getting a bad feeling about this.
Mori looks like the cat that ate the canary when Chuuya looks back at him. So much so that Chuuya is half tempted to look around for little yellow feathers. Mori continues, “Due to his condition, Dazai will need someone to look after him and help him do things in the meantime.”
“Mori…” Dazai growls. Chuuya can feel his lip curling in disgust. Maybe he should’ve just skipped work today.
“I’d like you to act as his caretaker, Chuuya.”
Based on fanart by caelanglang on tumblr!
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15 Mar 2025
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Consigliere: a person who serves as an adviser or counselor to the leader of a criminal organization
Various non-canon moments I imagine to have happened to Dazai. All told from the perspective of anyone except our main man.
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13 Mar 2025
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Fuck everyone who says money can’t buy happiness, Dazai’s life has been so much better with a sugar daddy. Never mind that his sugar daddy is a dangerous mafia boss, that’s just a minor inconvenience.
So yeah, common sense can fuck right off.
But things are getting dangerous, so maybe Dazai should learn to value common sense a little more.Series
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First dates are always nerve-wracking.
But when you are going on dates with the most notorious mafia boss in town, who also happens to be your newly acclaimed sugar daddy, things can get a little stressful.
Dazai tries to play it cool. It only works moderately.
Fuck.Sequel to "Hit and Run"
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22 Feb 2025
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Dazai Osamu is a tired university student.
He doesn’t get many nights of sleep with the two jobs he’s managing to pay his rent.
So nobody can blame him for being tired.
Really, it’s not his fault.
It, however, becomes a problem when he accidentally hits Nakahara Chuuya, Yokohama’s notorious mafia boss, with his car.
Fuck.Panic makes people do strange things, so now there’s an unconscious man in his house.
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21 Feb 2025
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The sheep in wolf's clothing by Djaminion
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2024
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With the third year of Hogwarts coming to an end and a mission well done, Mori sends a letter demanding his return to the Port Mafia.
How does he deal with this you ask? Not, he just doesn't tell anybody. The Hell Hounds arent so happy with it.As soon as Dazai leaves, they decide to create a plan to save him from the Port Mafia. How? I don't know, guess you'll have to read it for yourself.
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- Part 5 of Magic&Mystery/Coil inspired