17 Works by TellMeNo

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    Satoru relaxes for the first time. It terrifies him.

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    Satoru turns it over in his head.

    Love languages—people talked about those all the time. They’re categories. Sortable, testable. Something he can observe, measure, and understand.

    Which one does Suguru respond to? Which one does he show in return? Acts of service? Words of affirmation? Compliments?

    There has to be a pattern.

    Or, Satoru experiments with the five love languages to find Suguru’s.

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    It’s true—Satoru finds Suguru in everything.

    In every sunrise, he sees the same warm gold of Suguru’s eyes. In the soft rush of the stream behind the camp walls, he hears Suguru’s quiet laughter. In each gust of wind that brushes his skin, he feels the familiarity of Suguru’s touch. He finds Suguru in the stillness between his heartbeats, in the breath in his lungs.

    They’re all small reminders that the world once held someone he loved. Small echoes of a life that used to be entwined with his.

    The moon feels like that too. Bright, distant, steady. A presence he knows by heart.

    Or, Satoru navigates his life thirteen years into the apocalypse—ten years without Suguru.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    70
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    “…do I even want to know what’s happening?” Shoko sighs, eyebrows furrowed.

    “A curse got him,” Satoru says proudly.

    Suguru’s eyes narrow. “And whose fault was that—“

    “Suguru, be quiet.”

    His mouth snaps shut so fast it’s audible. Immediately, his hand flies up to his face, eyes widening as he tries—and fails—to force his jaw open.

    Whatever protest he tries to voice comes out muffled behind his closed mouth.

    Or, Suguru is hit with a cursed technique that forces him to obey any command and answer every question truthfully.

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    1/1
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    48
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    Satoru’s hand stills.

    Half-buried under the clutter is a folded sheet of paper. The handwriting on the outside is unmistakably Suguru’s.

    Satoru almost pushes it aside—probably notes from some briefing, or an old draft of a report. He’s about to keep digging when he notices the first word inked across the top.

    His name.

    Or, Satoru stumbles across a break up letter addressed to him.

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    34
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    1,308
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    “Why’d you do that?”

    “Do what?” Satoru asks.

    “You paid for her.”

    “Yeah?” Satoru shrugs, leaning back against the bench. “Thought I’d be nice for a change.”

    Suguru doesn’t buy it. “When have you ever done that? You don’t act generous for no reason. Not with strangers.”

    “Wow,” Satoru says, mock-offended. “Do you hear yourself? Maybe I’ve changed. Maybe I’m maturing.”

    Suguru just gives him a dry look.

    “Or maybe I just thought she was cute,” he says, tipping his head to the side. “Ever think of that?”

    The 5 times Satoru tries to make Suguru jealous + the 1 time Suguru confronts him about it.

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    1/1
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    “Who the hell are you?” Suguru demands.

    “...Huh?” Satoru frowns.

    “Why are you in my room?”

    For a second, Satoru laughs. “Oh, I see. Funny.” He smirks, reaching over to tug on a strand of Suguru’s inky hair. “Don’t you think it’s too early for this?”

    Suguru jerks back, flinching slightly from the touch.

    That wipes the grin clean off Satoru’s face.

    Or, a curse causes Suguru to lose all his memories of Satoru. To get those memories back, Satoru has to get him to fall for him again.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    310
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    63
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    1,619
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    “Satoru Gojo has… passed away.”

    Geto just blinks.

    Ijichi continues, like the good employee he is. “Legally, you’re listed as his next of kin, so—”

    “Wait—hold on.” Geto’s voice sharpens. He shakes his head like he’s trying to knock the absurdity loose. “What? Go back—What did you just say?”

    Ijichi takes a breath and starts again. “Gojo is… dead.”

    Geto shakes his head immediately. “No, that’s—is this some kind of joke? You’re fucking with me. This is some… this is just one of his—”

    Ijichi doesn’t speak. Just shakes his head. The lie is heavy in his throat.

    Geto’s smile crumbles. “Oh my god.” He takes a step back like the floor moved under him. “Are you serious?”

    Who needs proper communication when you can fake your death and leave your kids to gather intel on your ex?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    68
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    “I don’t think I can do this,” Suguru blurts into the phone.

    “What the hell are you talking about?” Shoko’s voice crackles against his ear. “You’ve been planning this for months. Literal months. You’ve wanted this since, like, forever. You’re doing this.”

    Suguru doesn’t answer right away. He presses his eyes shut, mouth tight. The pressure in his chest hasn’t let up.

    “Shoko,” he says finally. “He saw the ring.”

    “So what?” she argues. “That ruins the surprise, sure. But it doesn’t ruin you proposing.”

    “No, that’s not it.” His shoulders sink. “Ever since I think he saw it, he’s been all—” He lifts his hand, gesturing vaguely, helplessly. “Quiet.”

    And that is an issue. Because Satoru is never quiet. Not like this.

    Or, Suguru just wants to propose to Satoru. What can go wrong?

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    Satoru is curled up on the couch in their shared apartment, staring at Suguru’s profile as he laughs into his phone. He’s probably talking to that new girl from one of their classes—the one with the dimples and the soft voice.

    Satoru tunes it out. He presses his fingers to his temples, trying to rub away the ache building there.

    Of course he would fall for his best friend. Of course it had to be someone who smiled like that—warm, effortless—and never noticed the way Satoru stared at him like he was starving.

    He could ace every exam, charm professors without trying, talk circles around anyone in debate club. But when it came to Suguru?

    He was nothing but a mess of glances and silence.

    Pathetic.

    How long can Satoru feign indifference when no one else will ever know Suguru the way he does?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    362
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    84
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    Suguru sighs, letting the scalding water crash against his skin. Steam swirls around him, heavy and comforting.

    He reaches for his shampoo, the motion automatic. The bottle feels a little light in his hand, but he doesn’t think much of it. He tilts it over his palm and and squeezes.

    Instead of the familiar scent and creamy consistency, there’s a faint pop, and then—

    A violent eruption of turquoise glitter bursts onto his hands.

    It happens so fast that he flinches. Blue sparkles coat his skin instantly, raining down in thick clumps, splattering against the white tile and ricocheting off his chest.

    For a moment, he just… stares.

    Or, Suguru and Satoru start a prank war.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    27
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    Satoru is so entranced, he barely registers Megumi and Yuuji getting into the car.

    “Who’s that?” Satoru asks, his eyes still locked on the man outside.

    Megumi follows his gaze, frowning slightly. “Our teacher…?”

    From the back seat, Yuuji leans forward, squinting toward the dojo entrance. “Oh, Geto-Sensei?”

    “Geto, huh?” Satoru rolls the name around on his tongue, testing it. Then the realization slams into him. He whips his head toward them so fast it nearly gives him whiplash. “He’s been here this whole time?

    Or, the five times Satoru tries to get Suguru’s number and the one time he finally does.

    Language:
    English
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    5,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    1,832
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    The first time Satoru tells Suguru he loves him is at his engagement party.

    The air is thick with champagne and expensive cologne. Laughter drifts from the ballroom, mixing with the delicate chime of crystal glasses clinking against each other.

    Suguru doesn’t know why he’s saying those words now.

    They’ve kissed too many times for Suguru to count. Woken up beside each other even more. It seemed like after all this time those words were forbidden. A line neither of them crossed.

    Yet here Satoru is, crossing it.

    “I love you,” he says. Quiet, but determined.

    “You’re drunk,” is all Suguru replies with.

    Suguru and Satoru have always been inseparable, bound by a closeness that never needed a definition—until now. Satoru is getting married, and no matter how easily they fall into each other, they can’t keep this up forever.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    234
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    42
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    1,694
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    Suguru hesitated for half a second before exhaling, fingers drumming lightly against the counter. “Do you think Satoru has been… I don’t know. Acting weird?

    Shoko raised an eyebrow. “Is this why you’re up at two in the morning, staring at a kettle..?”

    “No, god,” Suguru scoffed, lying easily. “The thought just crossed my mind, that’s all.”

    “Uh-huh.” Shoko seemed unconvinced. She leaned against the counter, eyes sharp with amusement. “Maybe he has a girlfriend.”

    Suguru’s fingers stilled. “You think so?”

     

    Or, Satoru is hiding something. Suguru is determined to figure out what.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    505
    Bookmarks:
    70
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    2,614
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    The first call went unanswered. So did the second. By the third, Satoru was about to give up when the line finally connected.

    “Hey, Suguru. Where are you?”

    The only thing that answered him was faint shuffling through the other line. “Who is this?” an unfamiliar voice spoke, crackling with static.

    Satoru tensed. That wasn’t Suguru. “Who the hell are you?”

    Silence.

    “Hello?” Satoru pressed.

     

    Or, somehow, 17-year-old Gojo Satoru calls himself 10 years into the future.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    20
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    450
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    84
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    2,962
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    Noticing Suguru’s attention on him, Satoru turned and shot him that familiar, annoyingly confident smile of his. Suguru’s gaze lingered involuntarily, drawn to the way the sunlight played over Satoru’s features.

    The urge to cough surged again, sudden and violent.

     

    Or, Suguru gets hanahaki

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    213
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    31
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    1,729
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    She swatted at Satoru’s hands. “Geto’s right there. Go annoy him instead.”

    Suguru can’t believe he's admitting this, but he desperately wants Satoru to annoy him again. Literally anything would be better than the awkward distance Satoru holds him at.

    Instead, Satoru makes a face of disgust. He backs off Shoko, choosing to walk an arm’s distance away from them.

    Suguru would’ve found his expression hilarious if he wasn’t so distraught.

     

    Or, Satoru keeps avoiding Suguru. Suguru feels like he’s going insane.

    Language:
    English
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    5,696
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    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    647
    Bookmarks:
    112
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    4,641

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