7 Works by TenderizedJesterSteak
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our utopia of the meaningless by TenderizedJesterSteak
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Oct 2023
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Everyone has one small, slightly miraculous, deeply inconsequential thing they can do: always breaking something perfectly in equal halves, a coin flipped always landing on the side, drawing perfectly straight lines without trying. Everyone offers this thing about themself upon introduction, as a gesture of... good will, so to say. Friendliness? Lack of aggression.
Cody's noticed, though, that his new general in this war they're fighting doesn't tell anyone what the thing he does is.
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Speculus and the Quartz Machine by TenderizedJesterSteak
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Aug 2023
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"At two in the morning, earlier this same day, GAR Jedi General Anakin Skywalker was recorded by multiple security cameras to enter the then-Republic Chancellor Sheev Palpatine's office with practically no preamble. Five Jedi Generals - three of them High Generals - and three Clone Commanders arrived five minutes later, with the same level of urgency and decorum. After twenty minutes the Core Guard was summoned, and for a long, long day after, none of the initially involved parties left that office.
Sheev Palpatine was found dead by the Senate Guard upon entering. For how long by the point of that entrance, is an entirely different question. By whose hand, yet another."
Anakin breaks Obi-Wan's plan against the Chancellor/Sith master clean in half by an errant swing of his lightsaber. They both get grounded in the same Temple flat for three days about it.
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- Part 4 of purpose is a second loved and lost
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Orange County - DVD Commentary Track & Bonus Content by TenderizedJesterSteak
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Nov 2022
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DVD commentary track and bonus content for Orange County.
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- Part 2 of Orange County Boxset Edition
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Orange County by TenderizedJesterSteak
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Jul 2022
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"Sometimes during the last Sith-Jedi war, the cost of individual kyber harvestment became atrocious.
The Order, minding their goal to eradicate the Sith, authorised an attempt at more large-scale kyber mining. It was, ultimately, proven to be both fruitless and idiotic – they did not have the force to safeguard their mining ships, nor the manpower to mine such a complex material effectively. Their kyber freighters were practically sitting ducks, and attempts to interrupt the route from the oppositions only led to more bloodshed. The brief period when the operation was live quickly made its way to become one of the bloodiest parts of the war. It took the old Order hundreds of attacks and a dozen lost freighters to call off the attempt altogether.
It did not, in the end, give the Jedi Order any more kyber to use. But it did give them eighty-six cargo freighters to figure out what to do with."
Rewrite your food.
Or;
Obi-Wan and Anakin ferry an old freighter from Coruscant to Jedha.Series
- Part 1 of Orange County Boxset Edition
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ease of access by TenderizedJesterSteak
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
01 Jun 2022
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With Cody, it was so easy as to make a man doubt. It's not supposed to be easy, Obi-Wan doesn't think.
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- Part 3 of purpose is a second loved and lost
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ode to a starcruiser by TenderizedJesterSteak
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 May 2022
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Cody got to start a running joke in his battalion, once.
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- Part 2 of purpose is a second loved and lost
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The Modular Model by TenderizedJesterSteak
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Oct 2021
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Ex-Commander Cody of the GAR's belated gap year across the post-war known galaxy.
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- Part 1 of purpose is a second loved and lost