TentacleGod



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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    Based in the Slasher AU established by Wyervan
    [and inspired by this particular image of Slasher!Sun]

    You are just another minimum waged Arcade worker trying to make rent in the 90s...
    So what if you've recently gotten closer to your eccentric bosses Sun and Moon...

    Nothing weird is going on here. The occasional disappearance is nothing to pay attention to—and what is this little black book?


    You find something you shouldn't and two clowns start to close in. Good thing they like you,... or is it?

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    In which the reader gets abducted and trapped on a spaceship with two giant aliens. Between the pretty intense language barrier and the aliens treating you like a pet, its a lot to get used to. But at least the aliens don't seem to be malicious?

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    19 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    Sun and Moon have always been the type to love the world around them, the type with that overzealous zeal for life and discovery. It was the furthest thing from a far cry to assume that they would fall in love with creatures beyond the stars they can access.

    When it came to Sun, his curiosity and love for the unknown was what had attracted Moon. Who wouldn’t fall in love with someone’s love for life? Moon had always admired the other for it.

    The arts, science, literature, animals, both of them loved them. Sun especially loved the arts, Moon loved science. Both adored animals.

    Much of their species did.

    And like a majority of those who lived amongst the stars, they were especially fascinated by humans.

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    You never knew aliens were real. Never really thought about it. Actually, that’s very much so a lie, you just… really never thought too hard. But you’d considered it. Thought it would be real neat, maybe a little scary.

    No one ever expects to find out. Especially not how you did.

    Apparently, aliens like to keep humans as pets.

    And yes, you will be “pspspspspspsps”ed by an alien.

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    14 May 2026

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    THIS FIC IS BEING REWRITTEN, THIS IS THE OLD VERSION!

    Sun and Moon decide they both want a new pet for their anniversary. What better than one of those funny little creatures from earth?

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    You are a hermit. You're fine with that, and fine with living off the interest from your parents' life insurance. You are perfectly content to stay at home with no one to bother you other than the earth and the sky.

    So you thought.

    Who knew that having an alien try to 'pspspspsps' you would lead to such wild shenanigans.

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    14 May 2026

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    Humans, at one point, reigned above all other forms of life. They were at the top of the food chain, at the height of discovery and of intelligence. For thousands of years, that was the known truth.

    Nothing could challenge them, nothing could destroy them, nothing could take a place above them and rule over them.

    But yet, the world has been taken over.

    Now, many would hear that and assume one of two things - aliens invaded and took over, or the human-made creation of artificial intelligence has rebelled and taken charge.

    The year of 2087 was the Year of the Fae.

    Fairies.

    Fucking. Fairies.

    Now, the fae are amused by humans. Amused to the point where they take them in as pets. There are shelters dedicated to capturing humans so that the fae folk can adopt them like dogs.

    You were a stray.

    But now, here you are, with two prissy fae fawning over you after they picked you out from the shelter that you ended up in, and by everything holy, you are Not Having It.

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    06 May 2026