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The Ladder by Milliethekitty27
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 May 2021
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Inspired from a post made by wheeloffortune-design on tumblr.
Tired of his lonely kitchen in Yavanna's Garden, Bilbo Baggins wonders if the dwarven love of being underground is true in death. If so, maybe his dwarves are living (ha ha) under the very land Bilbo is weeding.
With that thought, Bilbo goes and asks Hamfast for a shovel.
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21 Apr 2026
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Robert Robertson the Third didn't know he'd be surrounded by degenerates when he started dispatching at SDN, but a few months in, he's decided that he can't beat them so he might as well join them. He and Flambae share a particularly heated sexual relationship, but Z-Team is filled to the brim with freaks with serious, pathological boundary issues. When a blustery Flambae says he'll pay the entire pot in an office bet if his team loses, Robert decides to take money off the table. Instead, Flambae will put his brand-new fuck machine to use in front of the horniest of his colleagues and he won't stop until Robert says so.
Ever the performer, Flambae happily agrees to the arrangement. When he loses the bet, Robert, Coop, Punch-Up, Mal, Visi, and Sonar walk through his front door and get far more than a show.
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21 Apr 2026
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In an alternate universe where Shroud never escaped prison after killing Robbie, Robert Robertson III has been working as Mecha Man with nothing but his steadily declining finances to stop him. When a chance encounter leads him to reunite with Chase, he gets the chance to join SDN a different way.
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- Part 11 of Dispatched
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20 Apr 2026
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POSSIBLE BURGLARY IN PROGRESS
West Torrance, boutique wellness retail corridor
Silent alarm triggered at Moon Baby Crystal & Somatic Alignment Studio
Caller notes: “They’re stealing the singing bowls and maybe the aura lamps?”
Secondary note: “The owner is on site and armed with palo santo.”Bookmarked by That1BadassBitch
19 Apr 2026
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“Bob-Bob, we have a problem.”
Robert adjusted his reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and clicked immediately through to the 1-to-1 window on his Dispatch screen, ready and on hand. “I’m on deck. What’s happening, Bae?”
“Well, there’s really no easy way to say this, but… I’m irresistible.”
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In combat, Flambae gets hit by a spell that makes everyone fall in love with him. Luckily, one specific person seems to be immune.
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- Part 3 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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16 Apr 2026