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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    “You have got to be kidding me,” you mutter under your breath, though your voice sounds foreign to your own ears, slurred and dry.
    “Well!” the voice bursts again, too bright, “I’ve never been summoned before, and certainly not like this!”

    You’ve... what now?

    (Or, you summon a deer demon by mistake while drunk and having a manic-depressive episode!)

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    10 Dec 2025

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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

    **

    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    08 Dec 2025

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    “Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”

    The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.

    In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.

    (Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)

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    04 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    In the end it was all an accident.

    The results of Robotnik, Tails, and Stone messing around with a Chaos Emerald and one of the Rings several members of the Mobian Defense Force had lying around.

    They were given permission this time, which was the only reason they weren’t getting yelled at more intensely than the last time they did an experiment that resulted in negative consequences.

    Stone still maintained that this may, in fact, be a positive thing.
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    Boom, Prime, IDW, and Games meet in Movie, who's Sonic is going through something dark. Why does everyone keep warning them away from this universe's Blue Blur?

    (Updates Mon, Wed, and Fri for next 2 weeks :D )

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    25 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Starting directly after the events of Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Agent Stone finds himself truly alone; the Doctor is reduced to stardust. And Stone can't help but think that all of this, every bad thing that had happened to him and the Doctor, is because of Sonic. The Doctor may be truly gone this time, but Agent Stone will uphold his mission of ruling the world, no matter the price.

    Shadow saved Robotnik from the explosion, he may be hurt, but everything will be ok now. If he was ever able to find his Agent, that is.
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    My take at what movie 4 could look like. When these two do finally find each other, Agent Stone is not too keen on forgiving Robotnik. He was left behind and betrayed for the last time. The world better prepare, because a heart-broken and power-hungry Agent Stone is not pulling his punches anymore.

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    25 Nov 2025