That_One_Sour_Lemon



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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    At the end of third year, Hermione learns something about Draco Malfoy that alters the trajectory of both of their lives.

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    08 Oct 2024

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    Hermione falls on the day of the final battle. Instead of moving on to the afterlife, she finds herself stranded in 1937. Back in her 10-year-old body, she must come to terms with her new life fast if she wants to prevent the future from repeating itself.

    If there only wasn't the small problem of the Lestrange brothers having returned as well.

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    22 Mar 2024

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    Lila becoming the new queen of the classroom isn't something the True queen of the classroom is going to take standing down, even if it means she has to team up with the Baker Girl.

    or, alternatively: Chloe's got a crush and just found the perfect excuse to make a move.

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    21 Jan 2024

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    A young Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin House alongside the King's nephew, Draco Malfoy.
    There's Gods, Duels, Mermaids, Excalibur, Dragons, and a stupidly clever Hermione.
    Set Hogwarts years 1-7 and beyond.

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    14 Dec 2023