18 Bookmarks by Thatrandomnzer
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Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
11 Dec 2014
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Put Out the Fire (but not the one in my heart) by omelet for Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
02 Mar 2013
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Derek thinks this is getting a little out of hand. Because honestly, he never would have guessed that he would one day come to own a firemen-themed calendar.
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- Part 1 of You Are My Fire
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,838
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 218
- Kudos:
- 4,745
- Bookmarks:
- 749
- Hits:
- 63,471
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
01 Sep 2013
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Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?
Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,052
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 24
- Comments:
- 1,687
- Kudos:
- 37,386
- Bookmarks:
- 10,615
- Hits:
- 606,500
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
15 Aug 2013
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Stiles doesn’t exactly mean to start cleaning up after everybody, it’s just that, well, sometimes he thinks Derek turned them into actual animals.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,417
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 201
- Kudos:
- 22,506
- Bookmarks:
- 3,795
- Hits:
- 218,844
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
13 Aug 2013
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A college AU with strippers, crime bosses, and a mystery to solve.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,050
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 205
- Kudos:
- 7,612
- Bookmarks:
- 2,579
- Hits:
- 189,264
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
06 Aug 2013
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Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."
(Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,126
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 644
- Kudos:
- 16,651
- Bookmarks:
- 3,504
- Hits:
- 151,817
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
05 Aug 2013
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"Be cool, Dad, we've decided to con Grandma."
(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and she gets the
rightwrong idea.)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,260
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 515
- Kudos:
- 24,836
- Bookmarks:
- 6,187
- Hits:
- 350,665
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
29 Jul 2013
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“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”
The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.
“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”
The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.
"I can't work with this."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,250
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 156
- Kudos:
- 8,397
- Bookmarks:
- 2,556
- Hits:
- 194,537
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
27 Jul 2013
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Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by hologramophone for swing_set13
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Nov 2012
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“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
(Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,799
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 556
- Kudos:
- 31,804
- Bookmarks:
- 7,103
- Hits:
- 380,172
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
27 Jul 2013
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So far, college has taught Stiles three things:
1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.
2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.
3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.
Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.
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- Part 1 of The Noble Tie That Binds
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,004
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 801
- Kudos:
- 19,273
- Bookmarks:
- 5,703
- Hits:
- 402,993
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
27 Jul 2013
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“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,698
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 34
- Comments:
- 961
- Kudos:
- 35,188
- Bookmarks:
- 12,831
- Hits:
- 534,837
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
27 Jul 2013
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Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
23 Jul 2013
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Electricity In the Contact by ladyblahblah for sparkysparky, mizzyfreak7, rivki8699, homoeroticismforthewin
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
06 Jul 2013
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In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,067
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,050
- Kudos:
- 36,051
- Bookmarks:
- 8,710
- Hits:
- 654,889
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
20 Jul 2013
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Derek Hale is the photographer for the family-run magazine 'NECKZ 'n THROATS', a periodical aimed solely at the werewolf demographic. When the model for their monthly bails out, the staff are hard-pressed to find someone else to photograph at the last minute.
Stiles Stilinski is a college student, scraping by on odd jobs to pay for his education fees. When his long-time friend Lydia finds him a one-off gig at a photo-shoot, he figures it couldn't hurt.
As contrary as their natures appear to be, Derek finds the most fascinating piece of art at the end of his lens.
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- Part 1 of NECKZ n' THROATS
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,413
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 679
- Kudos:
- 8,366
- Bookmarks:
- 2,233
- Hits:
- 239,868
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
18 Jul 2013
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"'M tired," Stiles whines. "Derek if I just -"
"No," Derek says. And he says it so simply; it's not mean or meant to hurt Stiles, it's just his honest answer. Stiles chokes on a sob. He's so tired, and all he wants is just one. One shot. He knows he'll feel better, and he hates Derek for saying no.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,021
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 165
- Kudos:
- 4,811
- Bookmarks:
- 1,006
- Hits:
- 71,300
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
17 Jul 2013
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It was the first time that Stiles' scent, which Derek eventually found to be lavender, was completely off. No more was it that crisp, clean, floral scent that Derek had come to know. It was dark now, intertwined with sadness, a scent that Derek didn't think he liked on Stiles.
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
17 Jul 2013
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Derek sighed again, “There’s something Stiles needs to understand” he said “It’s a known fact that Werewolves are very possessive. That’s why Lydia and Allison haven’t been targeted because they smell like their mates – like pack”
Stiles’ eyebrows furrowed “Why don’t I smell like pack” he was clearly offended.
“It’s quite hard to smell like pack when you’re not a wolf or sleeping with one” he answered.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,728
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 209
- Kudos:
- 1,984
- Bookmarks:
- 469
- Hits:
- 66,616
Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
17 Jul 2013
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Bookmarked by Thatrandomnzer
17 Jul 2013