TheFirstMrsHummel
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When Patrick goes in for his first routine colonoscopy, the results aren't what he and David were expecting.
Please note that there is NO CHARACTER DEATH, not even sickness. Events are based on the author's own experience with a Stage One colon cancer diagnosis. There's a bit of angst, but a happy ending is guranteed.
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When a box of Christmas ornaments from Marcy arrives a few weeks before David and Patrick's first Christmas in the cottage, Patrick's not sure they'll fit in with his husband's aesthetic.
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The first summer in their new home, David longs for a pool.
Patrick, perhaps predictably, tries to follow through on his promise to make David happy.
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David and Patrick talk about the happy ending massage. Sexy times ensue. That’s it, that’s the fic.
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Sometimes it seemed like it didn’t matter how many times Patrick showed him the endlessness of his love, he still worried that there was something that would ruin it all. Some dark corner of David’s past or even his present that would have his practical, sensible fiancé backing away saying yep this is just about enough, I gave it a go but hey everyone has their limits.
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In which the boys finally see each other naked, Patrick overthinks, and David puts his sloppy mouth to good use.
Starts off sweet, ends filthy.
Part of a little series exploring their early relationship from Patrick's POV, the hang-ups he might have had around sex with a man, and how they communicate and navigate it together. Otherwise known as: my excuse to write a lot of porn and baby-gay feelings. I would recommend you read the others beforehand, but it will do on its own!
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- Part 3 of uncharted territory
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22 Oct 2025
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There’s frost on the window planes. Through the sheer curtains David can make out the treetops in their backyard, spindly and bare against the pale blue sky. It looks crisp and cold, and David snuggles further into the comforting heat wrapped around his back, Patrick’s chest firm against him, one of his hands pressed against David’s stomach under his sleep shirt.
“Are you awake?” David whispers.
The answer is groaned into the back of neck and David huffs out a laugh. “No? Guess you don’t want your Christmas present then.”
Another muffled groan.
“What’s that?”
“Said, got your present right here,” he answers with a little thrust.
After a painful and busy end-of-year, David and Patrick take a much needed and well deserved break to reconnect.
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24 Jan 2025
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The first deep breath David takes as they begin the walk home is filled with the unmistakable scent of the break of the seasons; the cold, slightly smoky, and earthy smell of autumn’s arrival.
or - david rose: autumn whisperer
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16 Oct 2024
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David is quitting.
He’s had enough of working for a photography company with an off-the-books philosophy of "sleaze and cheese", he's had enough of getting forced into assignments at the last minute when the company president decides he's flitting off to party with D-list celebrities instead. He’s quitting. This is, in fact, his last job.
At least it's an easy shoot - a puff piece on some up-and-coming Canadian singer-songwriter on the indie circuit who's just been catapaulted to widespread fame. No complications, no controversy. He'll be in his apartment and wallowing in his bamboo-silk sheets before he knows it.
A PhotographerDavid fic inspired by THAT photo shoot by Vanessa Heins.
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29 May 2024
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David had missed one phone call and now his life is falling apart. Well, okay, he’d missed like three months of phone calls, but who could blame him when things at the gallery had been so hectic? He’d made one tiny mistake, and now he has no choice but to go crawling to the last person who would ever want to help him. How the fuck is he supposed to convince Patrick to marry him when his own boyfriend won’t?
Or, a very loose adaptation of The Proposal
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22 Feb 2024