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    “You are not a Lukas by any chance right?” She shakes her head and that eliminates the most sure way he could recognize her. If she is not from his family then he has no idea why she seems to look so… “Anyways, name?”
    “Its…” She hesitates, Peter doesn't care really, but he can't call her girl forever and if they have to find her parents- “Its- um, J-”
    Peter gets impatient, he really wants to leave this to Tadeas to deal with and be done for the day.
    “Yes, what is it?”
    “U-J-jo-” Jesus.
    “Jo? Joahana-”
    “Jonah!” Peter stares, her face turns red like her hair, she is clearly flustered and spooked about having said that. “No- i mean, sir, i am sorry i jest, please-” She looks like she is about to cry.
    Jonah.
    No way.
    No way in hell.

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    Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.

    A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.

    But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?

    A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.

    Inspired by ABBA BABBA.

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    12 Jun 2025

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    After his defeat, Bill Cipher is sent to the Theraprism, a cosmic rehab center where gods get their second chances. But instead of just doing his time, Bill finds a way to manipulate his situation. When given the opportunity to travel back in time and try to win Stanford Pines over, his plans take an unexpected turn.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    “Pansy?” the demon scoffed. “Pansy? Do I look like a fucking flower to you?”

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    Aziraphale Sanctus is a devout Christian, a perfect babysitter, a model student, and an all-american boy.

    Anthony J. Crowley is a occultist of sorts, an absolute shit, filled with queer rage, and an all-american reject.

    They couldn't be more different and yet...

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    Chapter 22