6 Works by TheGreyJester
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Patrick find's a severed hand on his countertop. It looks terrible, and that just won't do.
The hand rolls itself onto its back, revealing momentarily the driest palm I have ever seen. Palm readers must love it—so many lines. Then, with a lurch, it hops onto its stump, using the edge of its wrist like some grotesque springboard. It steadies itself, fingers splaying for balance.
For a moment, I think it's going to do something impressive. Something profound.
It slowly, deliberately curls its fingers into a fist.
Then, with all of the dignity of a dying roach, the middle finger unfurls. A slow, casual fuck you.
Charming.
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On Wednesday's, We Kill by TheGreyJester
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), American Psycho (2000)
25 May 2025
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“But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve. For daws to peck at: I am not what I am.” - Iago from William Shakespeare's play, "Othello."
A self-loathing, narcissistic loser meets his match with a stuck-up, unlikeable goth.
“Patrick Bateman,” he offered her his hand, extending it over the table.
She didn’t take it.
“I didn’t ask.” She replied, her tone lifeless, as if she was going through the motions. No, as if she was tolerating something beneath her. Detached. Disinterested.
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Boardroom by TheGreyJester
Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis, Wednesday (TV 2022)
26 Apr 2025
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I can’t believe both Price and Wednesday have tasteful ties. God forbid someone else have a moment.
"I'm profoundly depressed," I admit before muttering, "Life for me is just an endless black tunnel without any light. I'd like to care about something, but I just can't. Every day I just sink deeper and deeper into hopeless despair."
"So you did watch it." Price surmised.
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She proclaimed herself to be the world's greatest liar, while he called himself the destroyer of worlds.
The emergence of Chat Blanc. An observer becomes the observee. A cat put inside a proverbial chamber.
A Self-Insert as Chat Blanc.
Inspired by DeadGrove's Foxes Tell no Tales.
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What is the proper method for executing a hug? by TheGreyJester
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa Series
12 Dec 2024
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How do you deal with unexpected hugs? Togami has no idea—he’s never needed to. So, he decides to practice. And who better to help than the Ultimate Murderous Fiend?
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Jean-Jacques Rousseau had once said, Quand le peuple n'aura plus rien à manger, il mangera le riche. It was such a shame too. Byakuya had found a meal he could enjoy.