TheLifeOnMars



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    Billy Loomis and Stu Macher have a secret.

    A secret that they pledged to keep until they day they die.

    The stakes have never been higher.

    And they'll stop at nothing to conceal the truth...

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    Richard Starkey arrives at his new art teacher job with boundless optimism and passion— particularly for the mysterious band director.

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    “The sight of the TV bearing down on him was not the scariest thing Stu had ever seen. He certainly didn't think, in the split second before it crashed down on him, 'this is how I die.' No, in that moment he was still thinking about how satisfying it was going to be to run Sidney Prescott through with his knife. Unfortunately, that was soon zapped away by several thousand volts of electricity—probably; It's not like Stu could tell you exactly how many volts a TV could deliver into a person's system when smashed over their head.”

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    Or: Stu is trapped in a time loop of the day of the party that resets every time he dies.

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    30 Jul 2025

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    19 Mar 2025

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    LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
    1971 - 1995

    This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!

    PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??

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    (Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)

     DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.

    NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC

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    20 Feb 2025