TheNonBinaryBard

The bard in a purple hooded shirt, hugging a cat in front of a laptop with a tarot deck and a glass of kombucha next to them on the desk.



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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Lelouch/C.C. - spoilers: Whether out of pity, for either of them, she let him try to connect something that was broken, missing in both of them in a way completely foreign to him and forgotten to her.

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    06 Dec 2016

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    "What do you think about when you masturbate?"

    "I sure don't think about callin' it masturbate," Dean retorted with a small laugh.

    "I'm sorry. What do you think about when you jerk off?"

    "Jesus, Cas, you talkin' dirty like that ain't gonna help me not come in these panties."

    "Well, I intend for you to," Cas pointed out. "But not just yet. Now answer the question, please."

    "Jesus," Dean said again, blush deepening. "I -- um. Jeez, I dunno. I mean, there's all kinds of crap in my spank bank. Some days, yeah, s'gettin' thrown against the wall by some hot dude in an alley. Other days, I dunno, it's triplets."

    "What are you thinking about right now?"

    Dean turned an incredulous look on him. "Uh, there's a hot photographer takin' pictures of my dick in pink panties right now, you think I need any more material?"

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    22 Sep 2015

  3. Rec *

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    PWP walks into a bar...

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    02 Sep 2015

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    Oh My Gods, a must-read for anyone on this site, seriously.

  4. Rec *

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    Dean watched an anime porn about this once, but real life turns out to be way less interesting.

    Or, the one where Dean gets turned into an octopus.

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    28 Aug 2015

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    Best Destiel fic I've read under 20k. Very funny and touching.

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    Up-and-coming movie actor Castiel Novak knows he'll never be taken seriously if all he ever plays is betas, and as an alpha he certainly doesn't think it's a wise career choice to play an omega. However, when he's offered the omega role in a gay romance and learns that the much more famous (and his crush) Dean Winchester is playing the alpha, Cas decides maybe it's time to take a risk. But when they meet on day one, Cas isn't sure what to make of Dean's scent.

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    05 Aug 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    goddamnit madd