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Naruto has lived many lives and, sometimes, looking at people, he did not understand them at all. From time to time to make the same mistakes... this is just the apogee of human stupidity. Having lived for so long, Naruto is already tired of correcting other people's destinies, but will he ever be able to stop?
Warning: English is not my native language, please be lenient!
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“You’ll have to stay in the castle, dear child.” Calanthe cut her off. “Prepare the court should it seem like we’re losing. The gaurds are already aware that you need to be evacuated should the fight sour. This is your duty as the Lion Cub of Cintra.”
Ciri’s eyes blazed with anger, but she nodded curtly anyway. “I won’t have to. You’ll win.”
“Maybe we will. Maybe we won’t. But the ballads will be extraordinary either way,” Jaskier said with a boyish grin that lit his entire face up.
“Ah yes. Of course you’re thinking of ballads right now,” Eist remarked playfully, shoving Jaskier’s shoulder.
“I am a bard, after all.”
“A magical bard,” Ciri remarked.
The people of Cintra would spread the word first. Of the thunderous marching of Nilfgaard on their capitol. Of Cintra’s Last Stand.
They would tell any travelers who passed through their gates in the following weeks, months, years, that their kingdom was saved by one True Bard with fiery hatred and sorrow in his heart for Nilfgaard. They would tell them that the Phoenix of Song, Sir Dandelion, razed General Cahir’s army to the ground. Emerged from the flames Remade, Other. Hen Ichaer.
Elder Blood.
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Stupid by dat_carovieh
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
20 Oct 2021
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Five times, Jaskier is more intelligent than Geralt thought and one time, Geralt thinks he's very stupid.
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Лютик действительно умный и владеет разными навыками
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After a difficult fight that Geralt needed to call his brothers and father in to help him with, he takes them back to the cottage where Jaskier is waiting for him. His fellow Witchers get a shock when they meet the unusual Bard who accepts Witchers without a blink, and who loves the White Wolf.
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Первое знакомство Лютика с волками
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Slightly Akin to Wonder by StarsInMyDamnEyes for Lynxlover
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 May 2020
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He’d retired a long time ago, almost three decades, in fact, having figured that he at least deserved to pursue his passions in life after working so tirelessly for so many years. So he’d dropped off the face of the continent completely, armed himself with a glamour around his wrist, and started learning the Seven Liberal Arts in Oxenfurt, enjoying the increasingly wild rumours around his own disappearance and death.
That was when he’d stopped paying attention to what people were saying about who he’d been as Julian, the witcher who destroyed monsters with his swords and people with his wit, and that had apparently been his mistake.
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Лютик это Ханна Монтана но с ведьмаком и бардом. И оба всемирно знамениты.
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“You Geralt of Rivia’s bard?”
Jaskier looks up from his notepad and grins at the man who’s just sat at the opposite side of the table.
“Technically, I used to be,” the bard says, taking a sip of his ale. “We had a tiny misunderstanding last year. I’m sure he’s gonna be fine, though, I’m just giving him some time to cool down and wallow in self-pity.”
Jaskier frowns, because his brain has finally caught up with his mouth and informs him that even though the man who asked the question is very pretty (and he is – a bit short, but lean and clearly very agile, brown-skinned, with dark, wavy hair and stunningly unnatural green eyes), he also has got two big, scary swords strapped to his back, way too many scars and has, in fact, only one green eye, the other being covered by an eye patch, presumably missing.
And then there’s the Cat school medallion on his chest.
As Geralt would say… fuck.
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Эйден просит Лютика написать ему песню, чтобы найти Ламберта