TheRatHasGottenDead



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    “Hurley, I’ve been thinking…I want to change my name.”

    He blinked. “Why would you want to do something like that?” he asked, genuinely confused. “Your name is lovely.”

    For a great detective, sometimes he could be quite clueless.

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    “I am not… some sort of invert.” Barok hates saying it out loud. His denial feels like a confession in and of itself; if that were true, there would be no need to insist upon it.
    “I never suggested you were.” Sholmes says as he stops in front of him and places his hands on his shoulders, applying the slightest amount of pressure. It's by no means a push, but Barok sits back down on the settee nonetheless and lets Sholmes straddle his lap, his body a familiar weight against his own. “All I meant was that as long as you are willing, I see no downsides. So, I'll ask you again. Were you hoping for a repeat performance?

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    In which Barok van Zieks is repressed and miserable, Sholmes is bored and lonely, and the two of them are objectively terrible for eachother.

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    “What happened,” Steph deadpans. It’s not said like a question.

    Muffled, Tim says, “You don’t have clearance.”

    “I have ex-girlfriend clearance. What.” She gestures for him to continue. Another sigh from Tim.

    “He is sooooo fucked.” Tim throws his hands up. “He’s fucked! We might as well start mourning his death again, because he’s fucked and he has precisely zero interest in getting himself unfucked!”

    Or: The missing scene on Duff's ship has two unexpected eavesdroppers.

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    The sound of the brush against the boot consumes the next couple of minutes, hypnotic. Dick finds he's leaned in, far closer than he'd meant to. He sighs, sits back deliberately- he's not that into Midnighter. This isn't even something he's into in the first place. He's bored. This isn't a come on. The leather's started to shine like glass. He's losing the plot of this whole thing again, staring at the shoe, at Midnighter's hands working it over. He wonders what that brush would feel like against his face, what it would feel like if Midnighter decided to work him over like that instead, to focus all of his attention on him. Midnighter holds it out for him to inspect, the movement breezing the smell of leather over his face.

    "Gorgeous," Dick says, finding he really means it. Midnighter grins at him, expression going lecherous and intent. Maybe Dick's is coming on to him, somehow. He keeps his eye roll at himself internal. This would hardly be the weirdest thing he's done in his life.

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    DAILY REPORT: Had sex with the Midnighter on an impromptu side mission collecting dangerous technology. Got belted. Strengthened ally bond. Did not receive any new information as a result of intercourse.

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    Dick has only been a mob enforcer for six months, but delivering a shipment of guns to an up-and-coming crime lord in Gotham should have been easy. All he needs to do is win the man's trust and secure him as a repeat customer.

    Unfortunately, the Red Hood is not impressed with him.

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