TheSassIsStrongInThisOne



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    Danny has been king for two years now but he's still dead and it's his birthday.

    He's still ten while his brother is fourteen now.

    Danny just wants to grieve but then he gets summoned. Just his luck.

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    02 May 2026

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    Based on the original “Patchwork Memories” by Faeriekit. This is a follow-up story; if you've read the comments, you'll find a draft of this story that I left there a few years ago, but you can read it without having read the original story.

    Ten-year-old Danny is a clone of Jason who approaches Dick and Bruce to meet his original, but Jason has just died.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Danny is ghost-napped to Gotham via a summoning ritual. He tricks the summoners into freeing him, scams some caped weirdos into bringing him dinner, and makes a new friend. He has no idea that those caped weirdos are actually the Bat-clan, that they are highly-skilled detectives and that his new friend might actually be a better scam artist than he is.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Once again, Batman and the Bat-boys are captured by cultists who are in the midst of summoning something terrible. The eldritch abomination that appears is horrific beyond imagining. Or, at least, it appears so. Jason is quickly beginning to think that the monster they summoned is much more scared of them than they are of it.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    John Constantine beat the system of life and death until it fully refused to touch him anymore, and when it did, it never went well. It was a fact that the League had come to terms with, or those that knew, anyways. None of Constantine’s past could explain the kid in fuzzy pajamas that was curled up on a chair in the Justice League’s control room asking for the elusive brit.

    Danny had barely made it to high school graduation only to be thrust into dealing with the millennia of bullshit waiting ever so patiently for the King of the Infinite Realms to look at. The fact that there was a weird amount of paperwork filed regarding some dude named John Constantine that looked like the weirdest form of tax fraud he’d ever seen was puzzling, and his parents committed that regularly. He has no idea what the hell he’s looking at.

    Alternately: Danny is the inter-dimensional personification of the IRS for Death and the Unliving, and he just has a couple questions.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Oh. My. Goodness.

    So many extra kudos. Too many. There’s never enough. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️