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Tim hacks into the Bat-Computer and finds Alfred's personal cell number.
This is the result.
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14 Dec 2025
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Belle of the Bar by DerRumtreiber for astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Sep 2021
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"I'm sorry for whatever I messed up," Peter says in a rush. It comes out on the tail end of his own deep breath. "Just tell me how to be better. I'll do it, I swear. I really need this job, Mr. Wilson."
Does Peter even hear himself? He can't be a virgin.
If he is, Wade would like to apologize to whichever magical Sky Daddy (or Mommy!) he offended. This is some straight up Temptation of Adam bullshit right here, except instead of an apple it's a juicy, ripe little peach being shoved in his face.
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Or, the one where Wade and Weasel own a strip club and hire a college-aged Peter to help at the bar, and Wade is faced with the reality that yep, he's officially a dirty old man.
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- Part 1 of Belle of the Bar
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30 Oct 2025
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Because Will’s life is bullshit, he gets gently kidnapped from the hospital after Hannibal guts him.
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18 Oct 2025
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I Am Not A Morning Person opened at 4:30 AM. Usually. Their menu was obscene and ever changing, and they offered shots of tequila in their coffee to anyone with an ID.
Hannibal fell in love with their grouchy baker anyway.
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12 Oct 2025
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Blanket Statement by marshMeister
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Feb 2023
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The General pops out of the tent, scowling, and hurls a blanket- which Cody recognizes as one from the man's nest- sending a cloud of dust into the air when it lands. Skywalker winces, rubbing the back of his neck.
Cody decides, abruptly, that he is too tired for this and will be spending the night in the medical tent.
He is not quiet enough, obviously, because the General calls out, “Ah, Commander, you’re back! Apologies for all this,” he pauses to send another glare at his former Padawan, “I’ll be finished ridding the tent of foreign stench in a second, and the space will be all yours.”
It is then that Cody realizes his entire life is a fucking joke.
(or, Cody has never given much thought to things such as nesting and courting. This is, as it turns out, a mistake.)
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03 Oct 2025