RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
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[Podfic] World's Fastest Man by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Nov 2025
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There Rozanov was—all muscle and glinted gold, ringlets shining, even tied back behind his head.
Shane had never hated someone more.
At age 17, Team Canada’s track and field darling meets his match at the 2008 Athens Olympics.
By 2012, things have gotten a lot more complicated.
Podfic of World's Fastest Man by broccolicheddarchicken.
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[Podfic] This Is Just The Pre-Game by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Jun 2025
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It's Valentine's Day, and Eddie is bravely avoiding his friends attempts to set him up. It's a good job he's in though, because Steve ends up at his door, needing a pep talk before an important date.
Podfic of This Is Just The Pre-Game by entanglednow.
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[Podfic] As Easy As That by Moonflower_Rose by Cailynwrites, RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234), reveriepi, sweaters_in_the_summer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2024
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Trust Potter to be the target of a rogue bonding spell from a crazed fan. Trust Draco to try and leap in front of it.
Podfic of As Easy As That by Moonflower_Rose.
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[Podfic] Make an Honest Man Out of Me by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2024
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Harry and Draco weren’t sure how it had got so out of hand. At first, it was just a hook-up, a random encounter after meeting at a pub. No reason to tell their friends and families about that. And when it turned into dating and got a bit more serious than that? Well, who could blame them for stalling on breaking the news?
Or the five times Harry and Draco failed to come clean to their friends and the one time they didn’t.
Podfic of Make an Honest Man Out of Me by manixzen.
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She minds her mother’s lesson, and she takes care with her seal cloak.
Would that she had taken as much care with her heart.
Podfic of daughter of the sea by miraphora.
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Podfics of the “1986 was the year of the Fire Tiger” series by maiamaryse by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 May 2023
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Podfics of “Ready for the start of something new” by Amanita_Fierce, RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic)
12 Apr 2022
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Podfics of the “Ready for the start of something new” series, written by DesignatedGrape.
Connor "Whiskey" Whisk/Kent "Parse" Parson future fic tattoo shop AU. Everything is the same for Whiskey, but a lot of things turned out differently for Kent. Good thing they find each other anyway.
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“I like it,” he says weakly. “I like it, I like you holding me like this.”
“Like what?”
“Like you own me.”
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or; They're falling in love. They can't have it, even if they can have each other, just for a little while.Series
- Part 1 of Мой сладкий мальчик
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Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
04 Dec 2025
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“I could, though,” Shane said, not willing to give up just yet. “Seduce you. If we were meeting for the first time right now. As adults, I mean.”
“You want to try?” Ilya asked.
“If you think you can handle it,” Shane said. His blush was only getting darker, but the set of his shoulders was determined.
Ilya smiled at him, helplessly charmed. Shane was such a competitive little shit, and he loved him so much.
“What did you have in mind?”
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Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
25 Nov 2025
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one time thing. by bemusedbicycle
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
17 Mar 2021
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“Katherine,” he whispers, horrified. “Have you not had good sex?”
A modern AU where Kate has not had good sex and Anthony, out of the goodness of his heart, decides to give her the good sex.
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
14 Nov 2025
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"“Do you mind?” He says, probably a bit too loud because he still has his headphones on, not bothering to turn off his music. He looks up at the culprit, whoever is that decided to shake themselves off like a dog right in front of him, and well. Henry almost forgets why he is angry for a second. Words are coming out of the guy's mouth, a very handsome mouth, a very handsome everything, truth to be told. Starting from a mess of dark, curly wet hair sticking to his face and ending with thighs that Henry is already picturing biting into. Henry can't stop staring and it's only when the guy points to his ears that Henry realises that he should be taking his headphones off and maybe listening to whatever he has to say."
or: Henry is on holiday with his parents. He wants to spend a whole week relaxing and reading books, but little does he know that a certain someone will ruin all his plans.
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
25 Oct 2025
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of luck and tea-infused kisses by ingberry
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
10 Oct 2025
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Alex met the most beautiful man he'd ever seen on the subway and in the blink of an eye, he was gone. After mourning the loss, he lets June set him up on a blind date.
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- Part 2 of Flufftober 2025!
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
23 Oct 2025