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    “Get lost,” says Connor, smiling. “We are nineteen years old, we have our whole lives ahead of us. Screw secure futures. It’s about here and now, right?”
     
    Kevin nods. “Latter Day doesn’t mean afterlife, it means tomorrow.”

    “Right,” Connor says. He hums to himself, a tune that Kevin doesn’t recognise. “Screw the past, too.”
     
    “Aye aye, Captain,” says Kevin. “Screw the past.”
     
    Or; Arnold is the greatest best friend in the world, Connor is a jerk, and Kevin Price is hot and bothered.

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    05 Mar 2025

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    That’s why Elder Price is safe to like, is safe to dote over, is safe to fantasize about, because he can learn to feel more comfortable with his – with his alternate thoughts, if you will, without any fear of his thoughts being reciprocated. Without his reoccurring fear that any close bond he forms with a man will crumble in on itself due to his own discomfort and self-hatred just like it did with Steve.

     

    He learns that he shouldn't love boys years before he realizes he does, he learns that he doesn't love himself years before he realizes he should, and he learns that he can do both less than one year after he meets Elder Price.

    (Spans Elder McKinley's life from age five to twenty. Mostly written because I was sad there wasn't an angsty Turn It Off reprise. Finished 2.24am).

    Edit 16/03/2020: Book of Mormon London closed on the 5th anniversary of when I first saw it. What strange times we live in. Stay safe, everyone.

    Edit 02/10/2024: Gavin Creel wasn't my OG Price, but he was a joy to me all the same. A great loss at far too young.

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    28 Feb 2025

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    If you asked Whizzer-from-last-year what he would be doing a year in the future, his last response would be arguing with his SNL crush at a table read while dozens of people just sort of…observe. He’d never met this man before, but Marvin was still arguing with him like it was their hundredth fight, not first. His confidence would be intriguing or even arousing if it wasn’t so infuriating.

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    In October of 2022, openly gay baseball star Whizzer Brown is invited to host Saturday Night Live. During that week, he makes a lifelong enemy in Marvin Cohen of Weekend Update fame.

    In 2024, Whizzer believes it's safe to host SNL again because Marvin has left the show to pursue bigger and better things. Due to an unfortunate coincidence with the musical guest, he is dead wrong, and after that night, his life is never the same.

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    26 Feb 2025

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    “Why does it say ‘2017’?”

    “What do you mean?” Whizzer asks.

    “Here,” the man says, pointing to the clock on Whizzer’s home screen. “It says, ‘March 15, 2017’. Why would it say that? Why would it say ‘2017’?”

    “Because that’s the year?” Whizzer says, raising an eyebrow. Okay. Nevermind finding someone normal. This dude is insane. But the man is looking at Whizzer the same way that Whizzer is looking at the man. With weariness, with confusion, with heavy judgement.

    “It’s 1978.”

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    15 Jan 2025