TiredPurple000
Recent works
-
Where the City Can't See by TiredPurple000
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Midoriya Izuku is a semi-recent college graduate working a dead-end IT job and probably on the chopping block in the next round of tech layoffs.
His hobbies include reality TV and inundating the World Wide Web with analysis slop and other niche takes nobody asked for. His main source of social enrichment comes from duking it out with the keyboard warriors on r/ConspiracyTheories, which has just become ground zero for another digital trench war sparked by his latest "analysis." (In quotes, because it’s a complete troll post.) But, to his surprise and utter delight when he doubles down in the comments, it’s actually looking hilariously legit.
Now the bots have been galvanized and he’s getting absolutely ratioed. “Suffering from success,” as they say, and maybe from lack of sleep too.
Because there’s no way Izuku just witnessed a blond, emaciated man grab his apartment door like a piece of styrofoam and rip it off its hinges.
That would be crazy.
Superpowers don’t exist. -
Witness State by TiredPurple000
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
There has never been a quirkless hero.
It’s not illegal or impossible, there’s just literally no need for one. Whatever a quirkless person can do, there’s always someone with a quirk who can do it better.
Graduating from UA was the easy part.
Or: A post-canon AU in which Japan doesn’t quite bounce back after the Final War arc. Izuku rejects the UA teaching position and becomes Japan’s first quirkless Pro Hero.
-
Dandelions in the Wind by TiredPurple000
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
Bakugo Katsuki is aggressive, a narcissistic asshole on his better days. He’s egotistical, selfish, and greedy.
But he’s not a goddamn liar.
OR: Katsuki figures out what the fuck he's gonna do with his life after getting expelled from UA.
This fic has a TV Tropes page!!
Recent bookmarks
-
This Side of Paradise by SatelliteBlue
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Dabi is in the strange position of hiding from his past by being really, ridiculously obvious to everyone from his past on national TV. With the League bar a smoking ruin, he jumps straight from The Bachelorette into Bachelor In Paradise with the hope that the program’s “secret” location and army of bodyguards will keep him from being kidnapped a second time… or. Well. A third time, really. He just needs to play it cool, but that’s hard when Hawks has followed him to Paradise too, and Dabi can’t seem to concentrate on any of the other contestants.
Hawks is in the strange position of playing secret bodyguard for the man he’s fallen for, because the only other informants for the HPSC’s darkest secrets have either disappeared or been killed. This piles more angst on top of his already-confusing crush. Is he even allowed to have a crush? Emotions are hard. Hawks is suffering.
Meanwhile Natsuo is horrified but vindicated when he learns that the details of his brother’s death were forged; half of the U.A. staff is on the hunt for Oboro Shirakumo, who called into a radio show despite being dead for over ten years; and the League may not be villains, but they don’t take an insult laying down.
Series
- Part 2 of Will You Accept This Rose?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 221,311
- Chapters:
- 9/11
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 2,558
- Kudos:
- 5,630
- Bookmarks:
- 1,163
- Hits:
- 176,090
Bookmarked by TiredPurple000
24 Apr 2026
-
By Any Other Name by SatelliteBlue
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Jul 2022
Tags
Summary
Through some freak accident of the universe, Dabi has been invited to compete on The Bachelorette. Have they actually seen his face? Surprisingly yes, and they still want him. For this season they apparently need a ‘bad boy’ to both balance out the hero contestant (why in hell is Hawks involved?) and to trash talk the show in interviews to appeal to audiences who don’t like the scripting. Getting sent on a vacation away from his annoying bandmates to complain and eat as much free food as he wants? Sold.
Series
- Part 1 of Will You Accept This Rose?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 258,617
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 2,104
- Kudos:
- 7,022
- Bookmarks:
- 1,837
- Hits:
- 233,431
Bookmarked by TiredPurple000
11 Jan 2023
-
Silver Ashes by SaltySeagull
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Aug 2021
Tags
Summary
“Oh, that sounds like my brother,” Shouto says it like it was a great revelation. Dabi does scoff, because of course it does. Strange that they were both thinking of the same person, except Dabi is catching the contagious disease of memory the longer he spends time with Shouto and he greatly dislikes how many times his other siblings have popped up in his mind over the past- however long they’ve been stuck here for. Dabi is really beginning to feel like he’s enjoying himself, which should be rectified immediately.
“Not my oldest brother, though, he’s too short.”
Dabi is no longer enjoying himself.
“Hey fuck yo-” he catches himself, biting his tongue violently.
In which Dabi is stuck underneath a building with Todoroki Shouto and a whole lot, and nothing at all, happens.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,949
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 93
- Kudos:
- 4,585
- Bookmarks:
- 953
- Hits:
- 27,843
Bookmarked by TiredPurple000
10 Jan 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Naruto is five when he first notices the shrub ninjas.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 651
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 143
- Kudos:
- 9,287
- Bookmarks:
- 1,506
- Hits:
- 57,028
Bookmarked by TiredPurple000
07 Aug 2022
-
Tags
Summary
The world is trapped in an illusion which removes anger, hate, and death. It's paradise, giving everyone everything they've ever wanted and reviving anyone they've ever lost. Nearly two years into the illusion, Sasuke snaps back to his senses and must decide whether to keep the world in false bliss, or return it to war-torn reality.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,642
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 617
- Kudos:
- 12,285
- Bookmarks:
- 3,038
- Hits:
- 152,057
Bookmarked by TiredPurple000
08 Aug 2022